Claire Keane
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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blake kathryn
JVL
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Sade Olutola
Keni
One Nice Bug Per Day
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
DEAR READER
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@stevesdepressionbeard
I’m begging you to leave your home and form some opinions that don’t come from this fucking website
Did you honestly go anonymous to continue to harass me? You useless bitch! Face me like an adult you coward!
What are you talking about I’ve never spoken to you before
Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff
Help me and my girlfriend pay rent
Hey guys, it’s Claude. I really hate to make this type of post but me and my girlfriend @stevesdepressionbeard are really tight on money right now. I’m a physically and mentally disabled person who cannot work, and my gf is between jobs right now. If you have anything extra please donate to my paypal so that we have someplace to live after March!! If you can’t donate I’d really appreciate a reblog
thank you guys so much!!
Hey guys!! It’s an Emergency now!!
I just had to pay a lot of Fucking money to expedite my passport and now I have nothing in my bank account!!
I get paid on the 17th but until then we need to survive. Please donate to my paypal if you can!!
Please please please help us
Help me and my girlfriend pay rent
Hey guys, it’s Claude. I really hate to make this type of post but me and my girlfriend @stevesdepressionbeard are really tight on money right now. I’m a physically and mentally disabled person who cannot work, and my gf is between jobs right now. If you have anything extra please donate to my paypal so that we have someplace to live after March!! If you can’t donate I’d really appreciate a reblog
thank you guys so much!!
[Butch By Saint Motel increases in volume] They/them
I built a chair. I’m a power dyke now
So if any of my followers like Sims, I️ started a YouTube channel!
Halloween costumes with @lesbanon
Sneak peak of my Peggy Halloween Costume 🎃🕸 @lesbanon
most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius
lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.
in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff
but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.
celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.
stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.
op i will personally go to your house and beat you the fuck up
Getting ready for a Halloween cosplay. Pictures w/ my Peggy @stevesdepressionbeard will be up at the end of the month
Long Distance Relationships: Expectation VS. Reality.
@keikuina
@stevesdepressionbeard
This is even funnier than gal pal
We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”
Cute nicknames to call your same gender partner:
-hang out buddy -partner in crime -roommate I’m forced to share a bed with
I can’t wait to have our roommates who have to share a bed ceremony with my hang out buddy
@stevesdepressionbeard
It’s international lesbian day. I’m gay, Bitch. (They/them)
whats new scooby doo was literally the best theme song for the franchise overall. dont argue bc im right
If you don’t like this you’re personally helping Donald Trump throw me into Arab internment camp
candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on
• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies
