levi coralynn
This is Levi and I love her more than I love cheese but not more than my dog because are you fucking crazy I love my dog more than anything but Levi ranks right up there and one time I sent one of my shirts to Canada and she got it and took sexy pictures of herself wearing only MY SHIRT and so that is how I became her boyfriend which I still am along with tens of thousands of other boyfriends and girlfriends and nonbinaryfriends and she is in love with us too and if it were at all feasible I'm pretty sure she would literally make out with all of us but I am probably closer to the front of the makeout line than a lot of you but don't HEY I SAID DON'T JOSTLE ME Levi will still have lips when you get there although like I say I'm way up towards the front and I must confide to you that I am an amazingly good kisser like actual world class so if you're after me in line I hope you packed a fuckin' lunch, Chachi, 'cause you gone hafta wait longer than anybody could have foreseen on account of my stunning makeout skills plus Levi will need time to recover from the sensual tsunami of my kissing power. Also, all of this will be taking place exclusively in my imagination so I don't even know how you gone get there in the first place. Anyway, follow Levi and shower her with love and money.