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[steviea]

Pinned Post I’m Stevie, I’m a night shift worker in the Ohio area. Crazy parties are always happening at my place. You gotta be there. We’re getting fucked up. And you’re invited. Roommate applications open No longer looking for a roommate. I found one. Major Stevie W. Please do not dm me about it anymore.. aha. I’m getting really sick of it. Especially if you are hot and single and in my area. Please leave me alone. My pfp is Ame from the NSO Manga - Run with my sick. Dm me if you’ve read it. Let’s chat ahah. And if you haven’t. Dm me either way. Let’s chat.

Standard DNI but I will also block pro ed & sh accounts All of my tags are pretty self explanatory, I will not be putting them here because I can’t be bothered. You will just have to have faith in me to remember.

🙏 Bless 🙏

[beachsideufo]

wat if she was kitty

[steviea]

Easyjet? Nothing about flying an airplane is easy.. what a fucking mockery to the talented pilots who fly their planes..

[7dmom]

A nephew is an uncles gift!

[meanbuddhist]

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I do like yellow... Shit, this does look good. Could snip up the sleeves, maybe slice at the shoulders a bit, have you sew on some black on the elbows and that'll look pretty cool beans.

Which movie do you mean?

[steviea]

Uh.. no clue haha. I just know she like.. wears a yellow jacket and skirt that looks kinda like that flannel. Same pattern. It was like one of the first movies I ever watched.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Yeah, I've got no clue which movie you mean, probably just haven't heard of it. Sounds like a nice outfit, though it's a bit too girly for me. I'm... not much for skirts usually. Either way, I'll definitely take this flannel.

Oh dude! Look at this shirt! *Dess holds up a shirt with James Bond and a burger on it.

[steviea]

That’s fucking sick.. y’know.. I bet James Bond could really fuck up a burger.. He seems like a burgers guy..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Dude, totally agree. Bond could fuck up at least a double cheese burger, maybe a side of fries too.

You think Will Smith is a hotdog guy?

[steviea]

Absolutely.. bet he does the little tomato and mustard squiggle too.. he seems like a two sauce guy-

Before Stevie can imagine what else Will Smith puts on his hotdog, she stumbles upon a shirt with a rat who’s back, and ready to party. Now this is the shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh fuck yeag! That's a cool ass rat! Dude you have to get that shirt, it's like... destiny or something. Like, you and that shirt need to be together.

[steviea]

Me and the rat.. match made in heaven haha.. I’m always ready to party. We’ll be like.. so tight- hold on- yeah..

With the rat shirt gripped in one hand, Stevie pulls out a second shirt.. something about crab and it’s time for a guinness.

You rocking with this one?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess looks at the shirt and smirks before they full on start to laugh

FWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hell yeag! I'm rocking it hard, especially with this yellow flannel.

[steviea]

Another huge fucking W for my shirt finding skills then haha. They haven’t failed me yet. With the flannel.. this is truly an outfit for the history books. Or whatever they put outfits in. Fashion magazine or something.

I think they’re getting ready to close up.. you wanna head over to the checkouts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I do like yellow... Shit, this does look good. Could snip up the sleeves, maybe slice at the shoulders a bit, have you sew on some black on the elbows and that'll look pretty cool beans.

Which movie do you mean?

[steviea]

Uh.. no clue haha. I just know she like.. wears a yellow jacket and skirt that looks kinda like that flannel. Same pattern. It was like one of the first movies I ever watched.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Yeah, I've got no clue which movie you mean, probably just haven't heard of it. Sounds like a nice outfit, though it's a bit too girly for me. I'm... not much for skirts usually. Either way, I'll definitely take this flannel.

Oh dude! Look at this shirt! *Dess holds up a shirt with James Bond and a burger on it.

[steviea]

That’s fucking sick.. y’know.. I bet James Bond could really fuck up a burger.. He seems like a burgers guy..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Dude, totally agree. Bond could fuck up at least a double cheese burger, maybe a side of fries too.

You think Will Smith is a hotdog guy?

[steviea]

Absolutely.. bet he does the little tomato and mustard squiggle too.. he seems like a two sauce guy-

Before Stevie can imagine what else Will Smith puts on his hotdog, she stumbles upon a shirt with a rat who’s back, and ready to party. Now this is the shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh fuck yeag! That's a cool ass rat! Dude you have to get that shirt, it's like... destiny or something. Like, you and that shirt need to be together.

[steviea]

Me and the rat.. match made in heaven haha.. I’m always ready to party. We’ll be like.. so tight- hold on- yeah..

With the rat shirt gripped in one hand, Stevie pulls out a second shirt.. something about crab and it’s time for a guinness.

You rocking with this one?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I do like yellow... Shit, this does look good. Could snip up the sleeves, maybe slice at the shoulders a bit, have you sew on some black on the elbows and that'll look pretty cool beans.

Which movie do you mean?

[steviea]

Uh.. no clue haha. I just know she like.. wears a yellow jacket and skirt that looks kinda like that flannel. Same pattern. It was like one of the first movies I ever watched.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Yeah, I've got no clue which movie you mean, probably just haven't heard of it. Sounds like a nice outfit, though it's a bit too girly for me. I'm... not much for skirts usually. Either way, I'll definitely take this flannel.

Oh dude! Look at this shirt! *Dess holds up a shirt with James Bond and a burger on it.

[steviea]

That’s fucking sick.. y’know.. I bet James Bond could really fuck up a burger.. He seems like a burgers guy..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Dude, totally agree. Bond could fuck up at least a double cheese burger, maybe a side of fries too.

You think Will Smith is a hotdog guy?

[steviea]

Absolutely.. bet he does the little tomato and mustard squiggle too.. he seems like a two sauce guy-

Before Stevie can imagine what else Will Smith puts on his hotdog, she stumbles upon a shirt with a rat who’s back, and ready to party. Now this is the shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I do like yellow... Shit, this does look good. Could snip up the sleeves, maybe slice at the shoulders a bit, have you sew on some black on the elbows and that'll look pretty cool beans.

Which movie do you mean?

[steviea]

Uh.. no clue haha. I just know she like.. wears a yellow jacket and skirt that looks kinda like that flannel. Same pattern. It was like one of the first movies I ever watched.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Yeah, I've got no clue which movie you mean, probably just haven't heard of it. Sounds like a nice outfit, though it's a bit too girly for me. I'm... not much for skirts usually. Either way, I'll definitely take this flannel.

Oh dude! Look at this shirt! *Dess holds up a shirt with James Bond and a burger on it.

[steviea]

That’s fucking sick.. y’know.. I bet James Bond could really fuck up a burger.. He seems like a burgers guy..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I do like yellow... Shit, this does look good. Could snip up the sleeves, maybe slice at the shoulders a bit, have you sew on some black on the elbows and that'll look pretty cool beans.

Which movie do you mean?

[steviea]

Uh.. no clue haha. I just know she like.. wears a yellow jacket and skirt that looks kinda like that flannel. Same pattern. It was like one of the first movies I ever watched.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Purple, maybe a nice dark blue, maybe a pink and black. Just kinda weird colors, or like unique colors.

[steviea]

You feeling yellow? This one looks pretty fucking unique.. might make you look like that girl from that one movie though.. not like that’s a bad thing though haha, she was pretty cool.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh sweet! Lead the way, oh thrift shop monarch.

[steviea]

Pfft.. yeah okay. You looking for any particular colours?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think we're good to go to the clothes. I don't want to be the asshole who gives her more gifts that her dad or sister. Plus, I really wanna see if I can get a few of those weird shirts and flannels.

[steviea]

Sweet... I think I saw a red flannel when we came in.. there’s probably more with it. It was somewhere over this way..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh scissors aren't a problem... Honestly, I think however it's wrapped she'll love it.

[steviea]

Sick.. yeah.. you wanna see if there’s any other things she’d fuck with around here? Or you wanna head over to the clothes?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm not horrible, but I'm also not the Mozart of wrapping. You any good at it?

[steviea]

I usually just grab a gift bag and call it a day.. I can never find where I left the scissors anyways.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a keyboard that looks like a cat's face, with the teeth being the teeth of the board. It presses a button down and the keyboard lets out a deep meow.

Needs new batteries, but she might like it.

[steviea]

That’s sick. Think there’s a cheap shop near here too if you think that’s the one. They probably have some batteries there, gift wrap there probably too.

You any good at wrapping gifts?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

An older red car pulls up, and Stevie pops out. She’s somehow managed to find it surprisingly quickly for someone who doesn’t know where “the elevator in the ground” is. Maybe her driving skills are just as incredible as she would tell you they are. Are you just gonna stand there.. or you are gonna hop in..?

I figured I'd do a backflip, fwahaha!

*Dess heads over to the car, getting in the passenger seat and buckling up.

Nice ride by the way, super comfy seats.

[steviea]

Thank you. It was my dad’s, I inherited it a few years back.. it’s a miracle it still drives aha. I think it might be as old as you are.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... Fuck you might actually be right...

... So, we going shopping, or are we just going to just talk about how I'm old?

[steviea]

Uh- yeah, we’re heading there. One sec, I’ll just have to pull up the directions on my phone. I have no clue where to go from here.. I haven’t been to this area before. It’s a miracle I didn’t get like, super fucking lost aha.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Huh... Guess it is kinda confusing to get back to the main road from here. I'd offer to point the way for you, but like... I've never driven around here before.

[steviea]

You’ll just have to trust in my amazing driving skills then.. they got me here.. obviously. I’m sure they can get us back.

What uh, were you even doing around an elevator in the ground though..? That’s like, a kinda odd place to hang.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh, just coming back up. I was down there helping with my girlfriend's sister's birthday. Had to fight off a bunch of toddlers with a pair of pillows.

[steviea]

I didn’t realise there was so much going on down in that big hole.. huh. You learn something new everyday. Oh uh- I hope the birthday went well.. obviously.. I’m sure everyone probably would hope that.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I mean... It's a whole big community down there, you'd be surprised. They even had a huge beach fair and everything. You should come down sometime, London shows up a lot... Her sheep too, somehow.

[steviea]

I’ll uh, think about it. Thanks for the offer. I’m sure it’s like, totally sick as hell down there.

Oh and uh- there’s snacks in the glovebox if you want some too, feel free to help yourself. I always keep it stocked up.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh shit really?

*Dess pops open the glovebox

Oh damn, you're super stocked up! I didn't even know they made these snacks still.

[steviea]

Yeap.. aha, everybody loves the snack compartment. It’s always a winner. I just keep putting stuff in there.. I don’t actually even remember what’s in there. You might find like, buried treasure or something in there. Who knows…

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

*Dess pulls out a full bag of pretzel bits and pops it open, chowing down.

I haven't had anything but pie all day, so this is like... Super clutch. Snack compartment is a need for every car.

[steviea]

Major W for the snack compartment then, it always stays winning haha.

Uh- according to Google, we should be getting close to the store too, it’s just past these houses. Apparently like, a fuck tonne of good stuff was donated recently so we should actually find some good shit.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Oh hell yeah, that's good cuz I need to find a birthday present for a kid. I didn't have time to grab her a present yet. Plus I want some of those weird shirts

[steviea]

Maybe after we find a shirt for you, we can like, find the kid a shirt too. Kids probably love this sort of thing..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, I think she's more into like... Toys and stuff. I dunno, we'll find what we find I guess.

... These pretzels are fucking good.

[steviea]

Yeah.. that makes sense. Kids really get into those sorts of things. Last time I was here there was a few toys still in box.. I wonder if they’re still here..

There’s more in the glovebox if you want.. we’re about to pull up though, I’ve just gotta find a park.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Hopefully we can find some good stuff. Would be super bad ass if I could find some old flannels to customize a bit.

*Dess rolls up the top of the pretzel bag and puts it back in the glovebox.

[steviea]

Sounds like a plan then, if you find anything too big, I can probably help you take it in. I’m like, great at human stitches haha, sewing stitches surely can’t be that much harder.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fwahaha, nice. I probably will need help, I'm shit with a needle. I'm more of a scissor deer.

Damn, how'd you find a spot by the doors? I didn't even see that.

[steviea]

It’s my special talent.. a magician never reveals their secrets.. especially not this one. Just don’t expect any other magician secrets.. I don’t know any others aside from finding parks.

Be careful when you get out though.. ahah.. I may of parked a little too close to the car next to me. Please don’t fuck up their paint.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I'm good, should be enough room to just...

... Fuck.

[steviea]

Yeah.. it wasn’t a great park.. uh- You didn’t scratch their paint, did you? I can find somewhere else to park if it’s too hard to get out..

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

No no, I'm uh... I'm good, just gonna...

*Dess puts their hand on the other car's door and everything seems to be fine, despite her nervous gaze.

[steviea]

Whatever you say, haha, you scared the hell out of me for a second- Oh- look- they’re chucking some dolls up in the window.. you think the kid you’re shopping for could get into that?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Maybe, yeah... I want to get her something a bit different though, cuz her dad is getting her a little stuffed bee thing and I think that's kinda doll-like. I dunno, I kinda wanna try and be a bit different you know?

[steviea]

Yeah.. makes sense. You wanna head to the kids section now then?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe we can find something cute for her, or at least something ugly enough to be cute, like me. FWAHAHAHA!!!!

[steviea]

Pfft, you look fine. Don’t say that. Oh- Do you think she’d like, get fucked up on board games? Or is she like, little little.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Eeeh... I think she needs another year for board games, especially Monopoly. She'd end up with anger issues if I got her that, and my girlfriend would kick my ass. Fwahaha!

... Huh, what's in this box?

[steviea]

What’d you find- anything good?