Stargate: SG-1 — Season 3 {Sentence Starters}
“We will destroy you for this.“
“I’m going to pass out, again.“
“Now that is not a good smell.“
“You disregarded my warning.“
“I think you’re gonna get fired.“
“Well, fancy that. We’re famous.“
“I’m feeling much better, thank you.“
“Your insolence is music to my ears.“
“It’s not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?“
“That boy can really grovel if he has to.“
“And we would just like you to go away!“
“If you don’t mind treating my wound…?”
“No, no, I’m real! You’re not hallucinating.“
“Can we determine what threat they pose?“
“Didn’t you say you know more than I do…?”
“I have no idea what he’s saying, but I buy it.“
“Look, I’m sick of laying around. Help me up.“
“I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise.”
“It’s just a deep bleeding gash, but it’ll be fine.“
“Is it me, or is it actually getting hotter in here?“
“Thank you, that… doesn’t make me feel better.“
“Well, that certainly makes life more interesting.“
“I’m one of the galaxy’s greatest bounty hunters.“
“Dare I ask about the men inside the compound?“
“I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.“
“And that information could save your life one day.“
“____ is a queen. More than that, she is a goddess.”
“You do understand we’re not too happy to see you?”
“You ever seen a dog? Dogs are my favorite people.“
“That would hardly make a good trap, now, would it?“
“Oh my. There is a distinct lack of optimism in this room.“
“Next time ___ gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.”
“Son of a bitch! Somebody’s got to teach that guy how to die.“
“We believe you, but I just don’t think anyone else is going to.”
“I sense that before my memory was lost, we knew each other.“
“Is that a ‘money back if you’re not completely alive’ guarantee?“
“You are not here for information. You are here for my amusement.“
“Apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess.“
“I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.“
“Sorry to ruin your day… No, actually, I’m wrong about that. I’m not sorry.”
“It’s death or me. Me or death. You’ve got to decide. Me or death… Well?“
“The next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.“
“But while they were stuck in school, I was out doing other things, like, having fun.“
“You are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn’t you have taken one day off?!“
“Now, it’s not a demon. It’s demonesque I’ll grant you, but it’s just a big, ugly creature.“
“My first order of business: get me one of those cool jackets! Extra large. Double X-L if you got it.“
“I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That… that means something.“
“Certainly not those lying, scheming, no-good-for-nothing, slimy, overdressed stylemongers—”
“It’s ‘Go to hell’, actually. Which, by the way, is a very rude thing to say to a person offering you a sandwich.“
“You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there’s nothing more I would like to do right now than demonstrate.”
“I’d like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive, as I slowly go NUTS!“
“All right, so it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talking about?“
“Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion I’m crazy? That I’m dangerous, I’m out of control? …It’s 'cause I’m kinda acting that way, aren’t I?”
“All right, listen up. There’s something you should know before you start shooting and killing and ruining what could be the start of a beautiful friendship…”