Serioulsy!

Polish, twenty-something, civil engineer, fan of old rock, britcoms, bad movies, video games, books, and comic books. Not a fan of being serious.

[myfatherswatch]

Three cheers for this fanfic ass line in The Vampire Affair

"Napoleon looked at his partner with an expression which was lost in the darkness, perhaps fortunately for the both of them."

[7bitter]

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[onchyart]

Guess who started a new show

[lupinescribbler]

Not a shipper in general, but I can see what ya'll were onto

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[reginaldjuice]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[sophsun1]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[scifiseries]

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[racingdisorder]

laughing

[sophsun1]

The Muppet Show (1976 – 1981)

[leoholzer]

he can't sit straight

[meiuya]

when the invaders cry

[itseasytoremember]

Look, we all agree that Aragorn is hot.

Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.

It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.

We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.

In 1989 movie Roadhouse Sam Elliot plays a veteran bouncer who is asked by Patrick Swayze to assist in a particularly difficult bar. He 1. Has Long hair 2. Has Stubble 3. Looks like he eats cigarettes. In this essay

[itseasytoremember]

For reference, this is Sam Elliott in every other role he's been in:

And THIS is Sam Elliott in road house, for literally no reason at all: