[pretend-pretend-vampire]

drinking blood isn't even that bad really. they can make more

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[saltedume]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[koiagain]

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[koiagain]

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[kalimaxxing]

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[homunculus-argument]

Having my career sabotaged by nefarious sycophants that tell me to rest when I'm worn out instead of going on running on fumes.