Alex

he/him | 14 | aromantic I like team fortress 2, half life, portal and postal

[where-is-adrian-shephard]

Adrian is in my heart :)

That sounds increadibly painful so I hope he’s in the cartoon version instead.

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got bored

forgot about tumblr

am back now

expect orange box + postal content because thats what has taken over my life since june

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the people that produce those god awful covers of good popular songs that generic "trendy" restaurants play need to be imprisoned for the rest of time.

if i have to hesr another girl covering a song with the instrumental bastardised to be more "lofi" i will walk into traffic

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blinkie practice 

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ive offically made it in life

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i am going insane | a collection of images from my resent descent into madness due to my brain not letting me play the only game ((lie) ive also been bingeing halflife) ive been thinking about for 2 months straight

[wowzapalooza20thannualwalkathon]

this is my daily tumblr post at

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fuck you fucking slag stop going to sleep like 2 hours before i have to go into night mode for the night its completely and utterly aswell as GUTTERLY unfair.

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WE HAVE A 2 HOUR TIME ZONE DIFFERENCE

shut the fuck up you ugly little bitch its not my fault my mom wants me to go to bed at 11pm or 12pm. also its not my fault you have the sleep cycle of an epileptic fruit bat in an australia zoo.

[boogiesbougiesquad]

An unholy trinity

[wowzapalooza20thannualwalkathon]

u r gay

no im bi

bi your mums house, pull up rn me and her we're goin on a good date

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why do all my friends keep saying they want to or are going or have fucked my mom

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idk

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bro wtf is up with those tags. why so many and why random.

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u r gay

no im bi

bi your mums house, pull up rn me and her we're goin on a good date

[stickbugcentapide]

why do all my friends keep saying they want to or are going or have fucked my mom

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picture this:

You are sitting in class during a free period because your chemistry teacher cant come for some reason. You are using this time to read the team fortress 2 fanfiction that you started reading last night before bed out of curiosity and not because you have ever played tf2 before. Suddenly, the class clown stands up, you know that something is going to happen because something always happens when that kid stands up. He walks over to the laptop on the teachers desk that is connected to the tv, intended for teachers to use to show us presentations or videos. You know he won't use it for educational videos. He opens youtube and searches for church music because of course he does. Now you are sitting, reading graphic team fortress 2 porn on ao3 while church music is playing in the background. This is what you where born to do.

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a compilation of my favourite fanfiction quotes:

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me for the past like 8 months:

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sorry /b/ros and /h/oes ive lost interest in the funky old man

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i got a drawing tablet

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[durbikins]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[meraki-sunset]

Silly thing: dirk tries to play with hal using a lazer pointer, and fails. (Hal tackles him instead of the dot)