wut.ϟ

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

No offense but there's a she wolf in your closet let it out so it can breathe

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[gutrotten-deactivated20150414]

[colourless]

Gerard introducing Our Lady Of Sorrows

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[podencos]

This is sweet

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[mossfernsandlichen]

Crassula umbella aka Wine Cup succulent 

[just-shower-thoughts]

you can have pretty loud sex without offending the neighbours, as long as you play the Game of Thrones theme song first

[porterr-robinson]

[superr64-deactivated20221201]

Squish 👏That 👏Cat 👏

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’ll fucking do it, darling

[sleepnoises]

[theshamanism]

[prole-log]

[skunkbear]

[amoisthobo]

Lol haha whales so stupid they evolved backwards! Big dumb dumbs

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Man I’m so glad evolution is a thing, living in florida would be way crazier

[biseksuwal]

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that