every friend group oughta have the Connoisseur of Slop. it is always good to have a friend whos face lights up when they want to introduce you to some obscure no-budget movie from the 1970's thats so fucking bad it makes you wanna throw your laptop out the window. the friend who makes you listen to music thats just so awful youre on the verge of tears. who forces you to watch the ugliest animated movie youve ever seen in your entire life. who makes you play video games that makes you want to rip your skin off because its such dogshit in every fucking way but they love it. they love it. manos hands of fate. omikron: the nomad soul. A GBA Tribute to Whitney Houston. find this friend. cherish this friend.















