gabriela

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws are more likely to plan things in advance, but then not follow through with those plans.

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw Headcanon

Ravenclaws will get themselves so invested in one thing that they will immediately forget what they were suppose to be orginally doing.

[laurelins]

➻  ➻  ➻ and power hungry slytherin

                  loved those of great ambition ➻ ➻ ➻

[caosgifs]

Hilda and Zelda are so done with Sabrina and Ambrose. Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, “Chapter One: October Country” (S01E01) Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, “Chapter Six: An Exorcism in Greendale” (S01E06)

[shitthehousessay]

“Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into a thousand bats to get out of a social situations.”

— Slytherin

[cavarage]

The Four Houses Playlist: SLYTHERIN

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”

{ listen }

[shitthehousessay]

Slytherin: *sneaking in through her window*

Hufflepuff: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Slytherin: I-I was with Raven?

Ravenclaw: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

MC, tulip, Penny: I LIKE!

MC: looking hot, buying stuff they cannot!

MC, tulip, Penny: I LIKE!

MC: drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card!

MC, tulip, Penny: I LIKE

MC: Skipping gym

MC: *points at Merula* Scaring her!

MC: *points at Charlie* Screwing him!

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

I’m reblogging this because I forgot I posted it but I still stand by it

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, and Gryffindors: wow our prefect is the worst I can’t believe they’re always in our ass about house points. They don’t do anything other then ask about housepoints and bitch at us.

Slytherins: yeah Felix is kinda an ass and never stops talking about house points but he taught us how to duel, how to stand up for ourselves, how to live. Also I love him and I’m going to marry him.

[intpthenerd]

Me and my friends #15

INTP: such a nice day to relax and waste time with a useless activity without any worries

INTJ: have you started your project? It's due tomorrow you know...

INTP: such a nice day to waste time with a useless activity

[intp-daily]

INTP 1 : dang girl, are you an appendix ? because i don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

INTP 2 : …

INTP 1 : you look familiar, didn’t we take a class together ? i could’ve sworn we had chemistry

INTP 2 : …

INTP 1 : can you PLEASE react to my pick up lines with something else than dots

INTP 2 : No.

INTP 1 : WHYYYYYY?

INTP 2 : Because I’m a noble gas. I do not react.

[stigzma]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shitthehousessay]

Gryffindor: *stroking Slytherin’s hair* You’re so tiny and adorable.

Slytherin: *half asleep* I could literally kick your ass right now.

Gryffindor: *looking at Slytherin with heart eyes* I know.

[shitthehousessay]

“Trouble? You’re only in trouble if you get caught.”

— Slytherin

[wolfstariscanon]

Harry: Hey, Draco. Nice robes. Are they unisex?

Draco: I don’t need sex, maybe you need sex.

Harry: No, Draco. U-N-I-sex.

Draco: Well, I can’t say no to that.

[tackminyard]

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

[quillsand]

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

[coloneltomarry-deactivated20180]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

[harrypotter-teapot]

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