If your phone doesn't ring, it's me

[bob-belcher]

[sexanax]

who wants to PayPal me money for nothing in return serious inquires only

[cat-memes-only]

Cat logic

[asian]

[laye-z]

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

[radsturbate]

I dont even know why I bother liking posts anymore so I can go back and look at them as if I’m gonna be able to find anything in my fucking 22k collection

[serialchilller-deactivated20240]

[ebenholz-seele]

Facts

[hcseokie]

might fuck around and start dating the demon from the corner of my room

[naprasno]

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

[thepretendr]

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: *feels random pain in body*

me: kill me

[aljoharaabdul]

i can cry in six languages

[guy]

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

[marsixm]

remember when we all watched icarly and life was easier

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[labias]

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

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