Some nights I call it a draw.

I'm Colleen. I'm 24 and pretty darn weird. I love art, music, photography, hand-me-downs, thrift stores, concerts, rollercoasters, meeting new people, tattoos, getting mail, road trips, and a lot more. Message me; I'd love to talk. Fortunately, I am tiny and adventurous. "Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today." - James Dean

[still-counts]

I'd have sex with this song. Not to. WITH.

[misterelguapo]

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

[gracielovessjesus-deactivated20]

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

[imcisgender]

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

[cas-swift]

[castironjackelope]

A classic post

[bubonickitten]

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

[lisbon]

[buckeed-deactivated20170403]

#character development

[ronamov]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use

[merryfae]

Man, don’t you just love it when your platonic dude bro™ bursts through a door with dramatic background music and pulls down a helicopter with his bare arms to keep you with him? Platonically?

[eatingcroutons]

When you put Chris Evans in a size-small T-shirt, it’s a good thing.

Judianna Makovsky, CA:CW costume designer

NOW WE ALL KNOW WHO TO THANK

(via eatingcroutons)

[just-shower-thoughts]

For guys who loved Die Hard so much, Ross Chandler and Joey were pretty oblivious to how much Ross’s girlfriend’s dad looked like Bruce Willis

[parksandcap]

[vikander]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I used to think my life would end up like Full House but its turning out to be a lot more like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[qweety-deactivated20131214]

[londonprophecy]

OMFG

[lixxieb]

That should not have been as funny as it was!

[lizzthefrizzzz]

OH MY WORD

[jackhawksmoor]

GRAB THE TARP GRAB IT

[thesonicscrew]

“they have angered the machine!!”

I’m genuinely in pain from laughing

[runicbasso-deactivated20210419]

This is probably one of my favourite things. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish movies and shows had a separate volume level for vocals, special effects, and music, like video games.

[bitchevans]

i have no idea what is going on with these 2 anymore and im not even going to ask

[prewars]

#u know when ur very tired and you just start saying things that make no sense and you’re just so tired and you start laughing at everything #and nothing you say makes sense anymore #thats them

[mirrormystic]

@thesetherealities

[india-stoker]

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Why is this purple? It should be orange!

Me: Yesterday you texted me that you wanted it to be purple

Client: Autocorrect, am I right?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thinking your phone vibrated in your pocket when it didn’t is the modern day version of hearing voices in your head