MISTER EL GUAPO

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Runny lumpy yogurt

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"BUSTED"

LOL at SNL doing a musical skit in 2026 based on a 2003 song/video by The Isley Brothers.

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FLAVOR WRINKLES

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kashmeoutside69

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I know it’s been months and this cast is great but I miss Heidi quite a bit 🥲

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😢

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"You said is it possible that you just like hats?"

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"PUT THAT HAM ON ME"

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Oh shit! A Claude the Albino Alligator mention on SNL!

I'm in the Bay Area and visited Claude many times since childhood! He was the coolest.

RIP CLAUDE

After his death he got a street in San Francisco renamed in his honor.

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The rule #5 slide!!!

"IT'S OKAY TO GET CATFISHED"

🤣🤣

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Hell yeah, first song in the airport skit a play on "If It Isn't Love" by New Edition!

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this cat got hands

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on sight

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⚰

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The tiger after he got them hands™️

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This post got better omg

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ASAP Rocky makes music for white girls named Maycee and white dudes named Colsen that hang out in the local Arby's parking lot on Saturday night.

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I'd actually watch the Stranger Things side series, All Mike's Dad, I think?

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"Kyler's 13. He's Unc."

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As much as I enjoy dunking on Jost, I really like him as Hegseth. He kinda nails it.

Because of course he does.

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"Check the forecast, HEATHER!!!"

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PORK PENCIL