[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[norsesuggestions]

made nice yule goat!

it would be so sad, if something was…

to happen to it……..

very tragic……….

[logarto]

[putmeunderyourspell-deactivated]

You’re kidding, right? “Horny people are not protected under the constitution”.

1. How in fuck’s name do you think you’re existing right now, killing people’s brain cells with every unsensible post you make?

2. From what i’m understanding, Abraham Lincoln, a mostly honorable president, had no rights? People who use their power for good, and have blood children, are straight up shit? You need to rethink your life there, buddy boy.

[logarto]

mate,

[ajani]

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

[sailorbrazil]

so youre telling me, this guy gets hard on the idea of rich blonde white women with huge tits in suits filling their grocery shop carts with ridiculously overpriced wonder bread

[kalichnikov]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

oh judy hopps got her abortion btw in case u were wondering

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

[saniwa]

[samantha-is-blogging]

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[saffronrisotto-deactivated20200]

[waytheircrept-deactivated201812]

[unclefather]

[afloweroutofstone]

Just worked my first ever 12 hour shift, AMA

[afloweroutofstone]

That’s a bit personal

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[bitchromantics-deactivated20180]

Queerplatonic bondage: Those dudebros who duct tape their friends to the ceiling at parties

[imakuni]

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

[godeats-deactivated20201215]

i’m still loosing my shit at this tag on a picture of neil cicierega

[godeats-deactivated20201215]

here’s the image if anyone’s wondering

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[panpariah]