me:)

'Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition'

[dean-sam-winchesterbros]

[pokemon2go]

For more relatable Pokemon Go memes, follow @pokemon2go​.

[still-uncool124]

whispers in the distance: valor valor valor...

[toshio]

[still-uncool124]

my friends: what's up

me: I can't stop thinking about how birds don't remember a time before roads. Like, birds have no written history or oral tradition. As far as any bird is concerned, This is how the world has Always been and they're just tryin' to make it like the rest of us. They just keep on keepin' on. Birds have no idea there used to be so much more for them. So much forest and food abundant, so they just live in this era the best they can without the burdensome knowledge of the life they could have lived and I find that both fortunate and sad.

my friends: Why Are You Like This.

[psych2go]

If you like interesting factoids like these, follow us @psych2go​. We will also be sharing interesting psychology articles along the way. 

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[gorillattacks-deactivated201703]

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

[still-uncool124]

as much as i cant stand her sometimes, i wont risk it

[richharry]

[still-uncool124]

is the stove even on? and what is in the pan? are those skittles? 

[818-212]

DRAG HIM, DR. CUNT

[still-uncool124]

i cant hit the like button hard enough fuck yes

[flower-whisper]

Are you team MYSTIC, VALOR OR INSTINCT?

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[casanova-lives]

Team Valor bitches

[still-uncool124]

fuck yea team valor 

[fatherway]

anyways heres wonderwall

[oxfrnk]

why is ur ukulele so big

[fatherway]

i feed it well

[still-uncool124]

The thing about the pain of leaving someone you love is that you think you're fine throughout the last days, and the realization doesn't hit you until it's too late to try to prepare yourself. Next thing you know he's prying you off of him and the tears are soaking your face and you can't get rid of the heavy feeling in your chest. I love you so much. 13, technically 14 weeks until I see you again and I can't wait. You'll do great at boot camp, I know it.

[still-uncool124]

Frands ❤️✌🏻️ (at Jts Restaurant)

[still-uncool124]

Beach days ✌🏻️❤️🌊🌺

[still-uncool124]

Baby niece, Maddy, graduating pre-k! Good job kid! (at Ocean Gate Elementary School)

[still-uncool124]

Haha sky I stole your picture it's mine now. @skylilley

[still-uncool124]

1st of all this picture came out awesome, blurring the background wasn't my doing. Also I just wanna say, I love you @jv_ute and I'm so proud of you. You're graduating high school and going off to fulfill your dreams in the Marines and I've never been so proud in my life. I love you so much and I'm so proud to say you're mine. ❤️😊☺️ (at Donovan Catholic High School)

[still-uncool124]

Things that are worse on your period

- bike seats - sneezing - getting out of bed - standing up after sitting for a long time - laughing - not eating - sex - breathing - interaction with every living thing that isn't a fluffy animal or on a computer screen - being tickled - getting punched - literally everyfuckingthing else.