Changed It Back

Jester bi 21 She/Her —— 01/01/00 Yeah tumblr keeps deleting my profile pic and header so fuck me I guess

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(getting increasingly agitated as i watch the gymnastics) she's stuck... she's getting upset! someone should help her down... (misdirecting my anger at you) you should call someone and make them help her get down

[owlet]

holy shit

[owlet]

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[transparent-frog]

The transcript could not have possibly prepared me for the actual video

[tiersup]

@gainux

[gothcostco]

[triviallytrue]

the nurse after i wake up from a coma in 2045 and ask if Biden is still president:

[coloredbi-deactivated20230823]

This person is 100% serious. Centrists rlly are insane imagine creating this whole hypothetical to justify why stealing baby formula is wrong 😭😭

[sleepyblackgirl]

their works cited is a wet dream they had about ronald reagan

[filmnoirsbian]

Shoplifting isn't real that stuff's literally just free

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

The War in Afghanistan did not “fail” or show that the US is “bad” at imperialism because the objective of the War in Afghanistan was never to defeat the Taliban or bring “stability” to Afghans or even to install a lasting puppet regime/client state for the US. The goal was to, among other things, secure Afghanistan’s opium supply (which sources >90% of the heroin currently being trafficked worldwide), establish US military bases on the borders of Iran and China and within proximity to Russia, and generate profit for the military-industrial complex by justifying supermassive “defence” budgets and arms sales. When the costs outweighed the benefits of staying in Afghanistan the US cut its losses and left. The people of Afghanistan, the Taliban, the US-backed regime etc. are/were simply all pawns at best or hindrances/collateral damage at worst. Do not allow yourself to be duped into thinking anything more or less of this situation.

[redvelvetwishtree]

I hope this becomes common knowledge in America and western countries as well. It's so frustrating to see everyone believe what their imperialist, war criminal governments say about countries they've destroyed while everyone thought they were there for "peace".

[guerrillatech]

[zeinfeld]

[mysharona1987]

[kingofthepitt]

“We asked them to bring the most impressive stolen item.”

[tifaria]

I have absolutely no idea what this is from or any context whatsoever, but I cannot stop laughing

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This is from Taskmaster, a British gameshow of absolute, wonderful nonsense. Big recommend.

[guerrillatech]

[paxamericana]

http://econweb.umd.edu/~tuttle/files/tuttle_mandatory_minimums.pdf

[calder]

HMMMMMMMMMM

[princessofthestoners]

definitely nothing out of the ordinary here. i’m sure there was just a huge spike of totally guilty people carrying the exact minimum amount of crack cocaine necessary to eradicate a decade from their life

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

are you seeing this shit gonny test

[anarcho-dykeism]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

Cock

Based on your likes!

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

[swarnpert]

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

The Federation of Anarchism Era in Iran and Afghanistan is accepting donations to help activists escape Afghanistan. The country is likely to fall to the Taliban within the next few days and they won’t show any mercy to activists fighting for freedom there, so please help out if you can.

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

The Taliban has taken Kabul; the activists mentioned above were not able to get away in time and are unable to receive any money.

[godlovesdykes]

This is a reputable organization that has members on the ground in Kabul. They are trying to get the money that has been donated to the activists within Afghanistan, but the banks have been shut down today (August 16). Consider following their twitter @asranarshism and other grassroots organizations to get the truthful news about what is happening in Afghanistan.

[realsebastianstan]

[braisedbeancurd-deactivated2022]