MatterTheRatter

[stillmattertheratter]

[miffyshooter]

au where jet gets hired at jasmine dragon 🐶 somehow

the first day went well

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[ralfmaximus]

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

[perpetual-laowai]

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[chryza]

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

[stillmattertheratter]

me, marking a fic for later that I know is just too devastating to ever read: surely I’ll be in the mood for this someday

[stillmattertheratter]

[stillmattertheratter]

life is life a tube of toothpaste

you can always get more out of it

[stillmattertheratter]

I feel like having pokemon i was ever active in online sort of lead me astray. Maybe this is just a forgotten part of fandom culture that only remains bc the pokemon fandom has such longevity but I really thought that every individual ship had its on name yk pokeshipping, orangeshipping, etc etc

[beardedmrbean]

[stillmattertheratter]

God please let it be an antivaxxer that would be so fucking funny

[stillmattertheratter]

Shinsplints are hell wdym i cant just run to make them better. you mean i have to wait? to heal? TO HELL WITH THAT

[stillmattertheratter]

This life is so unfair. No matter where you are what you do the great equalizer of today is that we are all 15-30 minutes away from a firey nuclear death

[stillmattertheratter]

like damn if i were to become a hermit and live in the woods like that guy from pennsylvania or wtv i still wouldnt be safe.

This is so stupid. Even if I had a crazy bunker I would just get cooked slowly, like atp just put me in the blast zone and be done with it

[stillmattertheratter]

This life is so unfair. No matter where you are what you do the great equalizer of today is that we are all 15-30 minutes away from a firey nuclear death

[satan-offical]

I love talking

[stillmattertheratter]

*crickets chirp*

[stillmattertheratter]

I hate corporate jargon why do yall need your own dialect

[necromosss]

sometimes we (i) forgot

[stillmattertheratter]

[stillmattertheratter]

Have paint samples taped to the all the kitchen cabinets. One fell into my eggs, the sharp paper corner BULLSEYE. Broke my yoke.