Sam

they/them | nineteen :-)

[outhereinacrater]

“Jackass, but make it Disney.”

— my dad

[buggirl6280]

!jackass boys as texts!

[welcometojackass2022]

Works best for Chris, but I had to show you lmao

HAHAHA DUDE THESE R MASTERPIECES

[stilt-boxing]

chris and ryan and perfect

[girlbyherself]

beat his ass carly!!!

[mintytrifecta]

[stilt-boxing]

nobody speak to me. NOBODY SPEAK TO ME!!! i’m in my famous era.

[lionfloss]

every photo that comes out of your body is perfect

every what that comes out of my what?!

[oarfjsh]

girl are you a polaroid camera because -

[lionfloss]

[peejsocks]

happy bday spikey :)

[astrodidact]

[intheheartofman]

[plantpirating]

https://openinsulin.org/

Support the Open Insulin Project who are working to make insulin as low cost as possible.

[blondetaffy]

"I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship"

[sgnarl]

the north star

edit - this is now available on redbubble as prints, poster, stickers, smartphone cases, drawstring bag, and notebook.

[waynekiller]

happy indigenous people's day, i don't need any money but you should follow my art blog ok byyyeee

[byrneing]

girls w defined biceps.. reblog if u agree 

[stilt-boxing]

guess whos seeing slipknot tonight🤭

[stilt-boxing]

@welcometojackass2022 bae i made it in life

[stilt-boxing]

guess whos seeing slipknot tonight🤭

[welcometojackass2022]

you know that annoying voice Dico puts on when he’s trying to sound like a repressed white dad? the one he did for the villain in Minghags and for one of his drive through pranks? that shit kinda turns me on ngl

[stilt-boxing]

you are so real for this.

[sirensxxsongs]

Happy birthday bitch!!!!

[aliceinmadnessland]

Wayne and Chester. <3