I'd ride in your pocket all day

@blu-raes' stardew sideblog! ✧ 20s ✧ they/it/he ✧ Elliott's tits and luscious locks have got me acting unwise

[sting-raes]

Oh, hi!

Hello and welcome to my Stardew Valley sideblog! My main is @blu-raes and things were getting just a little... cluttered on that blog to handle another fandom.

⋆｡˚☆General info｡⋆🪼

✦ they/he/it pronouns

✦ adult (20s)

✦ I make fanart :3

✦ My personal favourite bachelor is Elliott and it may take a while for me to "share" him (in the shipping sense!). However, gushing about him in my inbox is fine!

✦ My content varies!! There will be nsf//w posts so if you want to blacklist them, here are my tags:

Limeade (suggstive) Lemonade (full nsf//w)

✦ As with my main blog, bigotry and exclusionism are unwelcome here!

✦ Also PLEASE tell me about your farmers thanks

⋆｡˚☆Tagging System｡⋆🪼

Art: #stardrop scribbles

Textposts: #inkdrops

⋆｡˚☆Extras｡⋆🪼

I'm here to vibe with my silly little farmer and their writer husband if you have controversial character opinions I'm showing you to the door.

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for the last few days I've been resisting the urge to make an ink + watercolour version of Elliotts portraits and make it a personal portrait mod,,,, I'm slowly failing to resist it

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I really wanna make art of my farmer River and there's a lot of backstory for them I never shared here but idk what I should draw AUGHGH

I have the askbox open again if anyone wants to suggest stuff ;w;

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oh yeah uh. happy valentine's day to these guys too ig

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we had a Valentine's Day art exchange among the Elliott Squad (tm) and I'm happy to show off my gift to @temmiesky!!

don't ask about the mayo

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idk about you guys but Elliott to me is exactly the person who either goes to bed wearing silk pjs or just straight up rawdogs sleep naked. no in between

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i imagine whenever you fall down a hole in the skull caverns and take damage you land in the family guy death pose. anybody else?

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I got distracted from the art I'm currently working on and made this djsjdjs

i just really wanted to see him turn around

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i have gift art to make and commissions to finish but by GOD I want to draw River so much I've been keeping their lore on discord for too long and I haven't been able to draw them and Elliott for. a While

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FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT!!!

The flower dance pairs aren't romantic and it upsets me so much when people make that assumption. None of them have dialogue referring to each other in a romantic sense, I'm gonna start frothing at the mouth and biting people.

I once saw a post where someone said they couldn't bring themselves to romance anyone because they felt like they'd be "stealing" someone's partner and it made me sad because that's literally not true at all! None of the flower dance pairs are canonically dating!!!

crying shitting throwing up

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NSFT DISCUSSION AHEAD, MDNI

is it just me or like. does every bachelor fit some kind of gay male niche for porn/R34 art BUT Elliott (and to an extent, Sam)

Alex? Bara gymbro himbo whos deep in the glass closet. Prime "I can make him gay" muscle porn type

Harvey? Mustachioed chubby otter plane dork, the dick from that man has to be insane

Seb? Angsty basement dweller twink with a fat ass. This guy definitely bought grindr premium and set it to Zuzu City so he didn't have to be the only one besides Alex hooking up within a 5 mile radius

Shane. BIG FAT GRUMPY BARA BEAR

Sam has that cute boy next door charm which is great for dating but less so a one night stand

Elliott...????? No one but the girlies who are already unhinged about him are making porn of him

This does NOT count smutfics bc there's a slightly different demographic for that and Elliott is definitely better represented in smutfics (as any good writer should be)

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I'm not thinking about young Elliott as an undiagnosed autistic introvert hiding away at big family gatherings bc he's introverted and overstimulated and he has well meaning but demanding family members being really pushy about him coming out and joining the rest of the family when all he wants to do is read and escape into his silly little fantasy worlds

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For a lot of my current yandere!Elliott run I've found it interesting but it hasn't been much to really shake me. The real draw of it was how well it (and by extension, Elliott) was written with the yandere archetype in mind, and also by extension, just how uncomfortable his actions can make you.

So far the letters have been fairly tame, if you look past the stalking. But, oh, did it ramp up after 8 hearts.

Now we're talking.

[funnyfishfartx1]

Would yuo ea t him for 5 cents

[sting-raes]

Hey

*spins your Elliott*

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alright, I have Shane at 8 and Elliott at 7 so I can buy the bouquet from Pierre, time to see how yandere!Elliott reacts to being asked out early

Elliott what the FUCK does this mean

[sting-raes]

auughghgh no he's having nightmares ;n;

makes me wonder if like... vanilla Elliott would be the same, or is it the unfortunate circumstances that made Yandere!Elliott the way that he is that contributed to this :v

I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK 8D

I know this expression is meant to be unnerving and had it not been for the context... this would be a really sweet moment ajfhksdhfsdgkjh

SIR. WHY IS YOUR SHIRT OPEN LIKE THAT,,