[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[milanesasaregreat-blog]

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs 3 eggs

*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

[canaryinacoolmine]

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!

And they call him… they call him

Tiny Husbun

[catchymemes]

“Hey officer! Which way to the bank?”

[hitmewithcute]

[iridessence]

I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude

[thebelchers]

[catchymemes]

[ironicbs]

….😱

This just made me spit laugh.. this game is incredible. 🤣🤣

[cisnowflake]

She walked it off though.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[bayliey]

[thedgeofsleep]

my last two brain cells 

[porterr-robinson]

[tooiconic]

GOTTEM

[daco-broman]

this shit killed me wtf

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[nnbvcffggfsssxxvjkiiytfdvvjj]

old memes die hard

[officialcrow]

ok but she gettin it

[nuderefsarebest]

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[villainloveshero]

[curlsandstems]

I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.

[qh-deactivated20170215]

holy shit

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

I’ve posted this before, but it’s always worth re-posting.

[theshvrkives]

This is my favorite video on this site. Fucking goosebumps

[bakcwards]

incredible

[100proofvodka]

bless you

[gif87a-com]

[teyeth-deactivated20180313]

a man who fears neither god nor death