I think I saw you in my sleep, darling

I write sins not tragedies and I'm a little lame but thats okay. A Personal Blog

[captaiinandor-deactivated202006]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *continuous Wii music*

psychic: what the fucK

[bace-jeleren]

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

[losingfrequencies-deactivated20]

i’m the warioware minigame where you have to stick the finger up the nose. 

[samisoffthewall]

[murdermitten1993-blog]

[papertowns-au]

You Have To Get Lost Before You Find Yourself

[linxma-blog]

[tummytat]

if you are a vegan

great!

tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it

but if you ever

ever

tell me that im a killer

or try to make me feel bad

for eating meat

i

will

eat

you

[tilnextime-sluts-deactivated201]

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

[nancybelova-blog]

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

[queerlettuce]

shout out to boys with thick thighs and stomach rolls. to boys with stretch marks. to short boys and boys with high pitched voices. boys who like wearing make up or dresses and boys who defy their “masculine” gender roles. to all boys with acne, eczema and any other skin conditions: you are all valid and worthy of love

[conconfranta-deactivated2021032]

R.I.P. to all the LGBTQ+ people who didn’t live to see June 26, 2015. Who died ahead of time due to murder, suicide, or old age. To those who fought until their last breath, the fight for same-sex marriage was for you.

[toukofukawa2-deactivated2019102]

“you can’t let your mental health affect everything” sorry. my bad. i forgot that even though my mental illness is In My Brain, which does Everything for me, that’s not an excuse for my mental health affecting everything i do. so sorry.

[vampvnk-deactivated20150612]

Also??? Trans guys, if any fuckboy tells you that you can’t just “become male” be sure to remind them that all fetuses start as female and that if they transitioned from female to male then so can you

[vampvnk-deactivated20150612]

This is making him really mad keep reblogging it

[toronoh]

everyone: are you in school? Have you graduated? What are you doing with your degree? Where do you work? What do you plan on doing, long term? What’s your ideal career? How are you saving money? Are you still living at home? When are you moving out? Are you still single? Are you meeting anyone? What–

me:

[stitched-tightly]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[stitched-tightly]

me as a surgeon

me: hey

fellow surgeon: what

me: *takes out patients heart*

me: will u be my valentine

me: lol

fellow surgeon: please put that back

[capitallyrics]

Terrible things // Mayday Parade

[bearforce01]

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

[bakwaz-deactivated20140825]

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn