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Kirsti l 28 l NC l Mommy/ Fiance

[mobydick2-whalenado]

We’re all crazy and scared and searching. No one gets to use that against you.

Karen Kilgariff, Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered

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[comforting]

50 shades of text me the fuck back

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

[lisinfleur]

That matinal SLAP ON YOUR FACE

Thank you

[bob-belcher]

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Joker - 2019

[bitchycode]

[halloweenatdusk]

shainadaina 

[alienclit]

Tainted Saints by Cara Dzuricky (2019)

[bimboid]

[sum1tookish]

Probably one of my favorite random things about LotR is the fact that

a) Pippin did a Gollum impression in the books

b) Pippin had never MET Gollum before that point and never would

c) yet it was an ACCURATE impression, as it startled and was recognized by the orc he was speaking to

d) the only possible explanation for Pippin Took’s accurate Gollum impression is this: Bilbo, while telling stories to the eager children, must have imitated Gollum perfectly

[mirkwoodest]

Which also kind of drives home how weird it would have been for both Frodo and Sam to suddenly be travelling with what was basically the equivilent of like... rumplestiltskin... from their childhood bedtime stories.

[somecutething]

[itscomplicatedx]

Oh that is adorable

[defectivealtruist]

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

[portentsofwoe2]

these are dinosaurs

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I was expecting him to just drop the ball… but damn.

[bunjywunjy]

okay but what’s even better and what I think is actually happening here is that this poor bird thought it had found a smorgasbord of unattended eggs and tried to smash one open on the sidewalk to eat it, like you do, and

GOT THE SHOCK OF ITS LIFE

[omg-snakes]

This is going to probably be a silly question, but can snakes be affectionate?

Hello!

Snakes don’t feel affection in the same way a mammal does. Most of the species we keep in captivity are solitary in nature and do not form bonds or relationships. A few snakes, though, do live communally and have been observed creating what scientists strongly suspect to be emotional bonds, and we could even go so far as to view this as a reptilian version of friendship and/or familial attachment.

Snakes are very capable of identifying their keepers. I have kept snakes who prefer to be handled by familiar humans rather than strangers, and it’s comforting to think that they see me as a protector, a provider, a “safe” human.

When my big mama corn snake, Hatshepsut, escapes from her enclosure I always find her waiting in areas that I frequent, places where I usually sit, parts of the house that smell like me. She’s looking for me, most likely, because I’m the one she knows will bring the food. She’ll hang out with me while I watch television and feel safe enough to doze off, basking on my warm mammal body as she would a warm patch of earth. She’ll let me touch her face and pat her smooth scaly head without shying away or showing disturbance. 

I’m not sure that any of this falls under the heading of affection, but it is easily observed as trust. Trust is the small dense core of affection, upon which love can grow. Trust is the first emotion that we learn as tiny babies and trust is the basis upon which all other bonding emotions are built.

The fact that we, the dominant species on the planet, can learn to earn the trust of an animal that generally avoids interaction with others of their own kind outside of breeding is pretty stinking remarkable and special. 

It’s not affection, but it’s enough.

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

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NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[danktapushunteroppa]

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