SHIT TALKER, NEW YORKER MEMES

Inspired by music/movies/real people and using their quotes/works as RP icebreakers. This blog will contain individuals you may view as problematic but “I have less compassion than the average human” — 50 Cent =/ Live your best 2019 life.  Open to suggestions / I make raw RP icons for a fair fee. Currently unvailable.

[stnymeme]

SEND “👿“ TO RECEIVE A STARTER THAT WILL HAVE MY MUSE ACTING AS A VILLAIN. / IF MY MUSE IS A VILLAIN, SEND “⚖️” FOR A MORALLY GOOD STARTER.

[stnymeme]

[stnymeme]

DRAGON BALL ABRIDGED: EPISODE 46 SENTENCE STARTERS 

Please feel free to change the pronouns/ tweak the sentences as you see fit.

“Alright sis, since you had all the fun last time, why don’t you sit this one out?”

“Already on it”

“I have spotted a pelican, so majestic.”

“That is a big bird.”

“Now are you looking to buy time or are you looking to throw your life away?”

“Because if I remember correctly, this did not go well for you last time.”

“Oh shit, are you talking to metaphorically?”

“Either he’s showing off..”

“We have to go help him.”

“We have to wait for them to come out of the hypertonic lion tamer.”

“How long do we have left?”

“We’ve been here for 20 hours?! When? I mean how?”

“Man, he’s been at this for like 20 hours”

“It’s has been going on for five minutes.”

“Dodge.”

“Yelling dodge is more distracting than helping.”

“Seriously, what the hell is a Kami?”

“It means god, now bow.”

“The crazy bastard was kidnapping dozen of orphan teenagers and experimenting on them.”

“Oh come now, you can’t kidnap a orphan. They weren’t wanted in the first place.”

“Interesting that he set explosives their chest like this though..”

 “Must have been a failsafe. In case they went wrong.”

“Wouldn’t be talking so mighty if you had a bomb in your chest.”

“Looks like ya missed. Try again for a zeni?”

“Uhm, I stopped dodging. Are you even trying to hit me?”

“The hell do you mean “no”?”

“Oh, oh.. shit.. Oh man, it’s even got a cool name.”

“When I was doing it, it was for revenge.”

“You’re just doing it for shits and giggles.”

“You can ride that high horse all day long.”

“Nothing, just nostalgia.”

“That’s some serious power being thrown around.”

“And what? Get ragged doll again?”

“Oh don’t you start.”

"Gonna need a senzu for that one.”

“I’m gonna have to start taking this serious.”

“Why are you back-flipping? You can fly!”

“Why do you keep stopping short?”

“Hard to hear you over the baby.”

“You know, it’s kinda hard to enjoy my meal with your brat screaming.”

“Where did you get that food? You already cleared out our kitchens.”

“Wait are you breastfeeding? Awesome.”

“This is so dumb. This can not get any dumber.”

“On second thought, never mind.”

“Woah, hostile.”

“Try not to die in the meantime.”

“Alright, so where were we?”

“I was wrong, this got so much dumber.”

“You are hard to put down.”

“I’m kinda at my limit.”

“We have a problem.”

“What the fuck is that?”

“Hello boys, room for one more?”

“Why are you so mad? They weren’t even that good.”

“Most of those weren’t even meant to be eaten that way!”

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JAHSEH ONFROY 2ND PERISCOPE STARTERS

“This is the first time I’m letting them see my hair.”

“That is actually what I was about to ask you guys.”

“I wanted to ask you guys if you think it was a good.”

“I honestly thought that shit was crazy.”

I thought that was amazing.”

“I thought that was one of the best songs I dropped.”

“It was bomb?”

“Share that song to everybody”

“Share it to your friends.”

“Send it to your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, step dad.”

“beat your step dad to it.”

“you should jerk off to it.”

“not for right now.”

“you see how dead this shit is?”

“the theme was cruella deville .”

“its going well.”

“when i get back on ill answer some questions.”

[stnymeme]

ITS HEADCANON HOUR! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SEND “ 🙋‍♀️ “ + any question(s) YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING MY MUSE.

[stnymeme]

SEND “👀🤷‍” IF YOUR MUSE WOULD CONTEMPLATE DATING MINES. / specify for multi-muses.

bonus points: add “+” for my muse to be aware of the interest and respond to it. 

[stnymeme]

RANDOM SONG TITLE PROMPTS 1/?

SEND IN A SONG TITLE FOR OUR MUSES TO INSTANTLY JUMP INTO A RP. Put “—” next to the song title to reverse the situation.

LOOK ALIVE - why did your muse lie to mine about putting the past behind them? 

SET TRIPPIN - your muse starts a physical altercation with mine.

SHE KNOWS - your muse catches mine red-handed, now they’re demanding for an explanation.

TROUBLE ON MY MIND -  your muse explains to mines why there’s trouble on their mind.

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DRAGON BALL NAME HEADCANONS: SAIYAN EDITION PT 1.

One symbol for three questions that’s applicable to each character from the Dragon Ball franchise. Send in the following symbol. You OR your muse can answer. Feel free to mix up who answers.

😁GOKU — what motivates your muse to commit themselves to the work that they do? What is their views on the idea of family? do they consider themselves an alley of justice?

😒VEGETA — what does your muse pride themselves in the most? Do they have a unbreakable resolve? What lengths will they go to achieve their goals?

🤔GOHAN — What topics does your muse enjoy studying the most? Do you feel like their potential is underrated and overlooked by their peers and enemies? What does your muse fight for?

😧TRUNKS — What does your muse mentally suffer from? Are they willing to return to the past to attempt to undo the horrors of present day? Where do they see themselves in the future?

😠BROLY — What makes your muse angry? Who or what calms them down? If your muse is a fighter/killer, are they type to play with their opponent or kill them to be one and done with it?

[stnymeme]

♪♫THE WAY YOU MOVE♪♫ by OutKast ft SleepyBrown

ALBUM: Speakerboxxx / The Love Below. FEEL FREE TO CHANGE THE PRONOUNS & TWEAK THE SENTENCES AS YOU SEE FIT

Ready for action, nip it in the bud. 

are they looking at me?

not clashing, not at all.

now you cumming out the side of your face

Big girls need love too, no discrimination here squirrel

So keep your hand off my cheeks 

Take a deep breath and exhale

Your ex-male friend boyfriend’s boring as hell.

Can you feel that B-A-S-S bass?

The whole room fell silent, the girls all paused with glee

But let me listen to the story you tell.

I like the way you move.

NSFW/Romance

I love the way you move.

Hey baby, girl don’t you stop it.

Something to remember, yell out

Let me study how you ride the beat

Come on lady, dance all around me.

You look so fine

You driving me out of my mind

If I could I would just be with you baby

And you know, you got me baby.