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cameron | 25 | dilf enthusiast

[stonedopossums]

i am the son of one below, the progeny of beast of woe

DDLG blogs DNI

17 & under DNI

formerly known as horrific-space

carrd twitter best friend

[stonedopossums]

pov you sit down near max so he holds u hostage and makes you scratch his chest forever

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[stonedopossums]

I’m starving and I’m tired and I’ve been here for six hours and JUST sat down

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[stonedopossums]

took a 10 hr today for both of my weekend shifts….. stayed up a bit too late watching csi but i am conscious

[stonedopossums]

new schedule just came out if i have to work another 10 days straight i think i will die. im scared to look

[stonedopossums]

off tuesday + Wednesday next week YAAY no long week for me

[stonedopossums]

new schedule just came out if i have to work another 10 days straight i think i will die. im scared to look

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[stonedopossums]

my beautiful boy who is absolutely soaked to the bone 💚

[thoughtsfullofbooks]

“Omg Steve Rogers is back!”

“Steve and Bucky reunion scene!”

“Sam, Bucky, and Steve together on screen again!”

I hope the New Avengers hold Steve down by his throat while Sam and Bucky take turns beating his ass

[drizzledrawings]

☆tiger☆

[stonedopossums]

people on the internet are so fucking negative these days who the fuck CARES if someone’s cosplay is “ugly” theyre having fun. people are allowed to have fun.

[stonedopossums]

brushed pip out after work and not only did he LET me (weird), he also kept jumping back up onto the grooming table for more. WHO ARE YOU

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19