i tell lies on the internet

toxic | 20s | stoner | pirate

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[loungin]

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

[catchymemes]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[userfpurteen]

taking suggestions on instagram part 5

this was my fave omgggg

the suggestion was "chopper and zoro munching watermelon because it's too hot out"

i snuck in sanji and luffy too for good measure

[toriel-2]

unalive sucks cause it was like made to be a censor. but describing killing as "kirking" is just genuinely funny

[dogpuppy]

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[bakwaaas]

when 1D said does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes they were so fucking right

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[og-ells]

Don’t wait for your man to dick you down. Go pussy him down you bad bitch.

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

look where i just woke up #FML fuck my gay ass point and click adventure game life

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people