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From the dark pits of the bedroom, a strange form emerges. It is merely a shadow in the darkness, yet it grows. Straightening from a low hunch to its full height, it stands ominously on unnaturally long legs. The creature's pajama pants are wrinkled, hoodie askew, one sleeve pushed up to the elbow. Cheeto dust paints its face while more stains its fingertips. Its eyes are red, colored by the effects of the beloved Mary Jane. The creature takes a sip of white monster energy before parting its cracked lips, releasing a message for the world to hear:
"The Project Hail Mary soundtrack fucking slaps, dude."
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The way he's holding them here makes me feel conflicted. Like, this scene is terrifying and I can't imagine what's it like to be on a receiving end of it but... just look at it.
- he's holding Zooble in a way so that their parts don't fall out
- he's not squeezing Gangle so that her fragile ribbons don't get tangled
- he's not putting too much pressure on Ragatha so that she doesn't get ripped apart
- he's only holding Pomni and Jax firmly because their bodies are solid and rubbery
And this scene is right after the torture too. You would think he would be more violent, but no. He wanted to hurt them, not break them.
Caine wanted them to listen. And because they never did, he made them feel what he felt when they poked at his biggest fears and insecurities.
I guess what I meant to say is - even when at his worst, there was still something considerate in him. Something resembling the real him and not the angry monster he'd become.
kind of making me insane that people have been thinking about grief and death like this for thousands of years
“has turned to clay” I know exactly what theyre referring to but there’s also something about the epic being written in clay. like. like. enkidu can only now be remembered. his story can only be preserved, in clay. there’s nothing left for him, except clay
on the beach, in every life.
i'm currently re-watching PHM (surprise surprise) and trying to take note of all the Earth scenes, ie all of Grace's memories that come back
unreliable narrator or not, we know for a fact that everything that's happened on Earth is shown to us through the lens of Grace's eyes. he's our only source of information, after all
so. like. that means. he sees Eva Stratt as the playful, neurodivergent, stoic, pragmatist who sniffs hackeysacks and says "weemp weemp" during her presentation.
he could have many other interpretations of this Eva Stratt character who kidnapped him from his school and made him analyse the Petrova samples and kidnapped him again to live in the Stratt Vat and kidnapped him one last time to be sent to space
Eva Stratt could very well be a strict asshole who never smiles and has horns and fangs and blood red skin. She could be an unsmiling, uncaring, unbothered twat and we'll never know it
because in the eyes of Ryland Grace, she is this strict German woman who, yes, kidnapped him for all the reasons stated above, but also
she smiles. she tilts her head whenever she's confused about something. she furrows her brows if she disagrees with something presented to her. she encourages her people to do their best, and recognises the effort they make. she makes people clap. she cannot live without her two coffees.
she says she's not good with jokes but it doesn't stop her from being playful. she denies being mysterious. she orders you to take a compliment. she says "weemp weemp" as she points to the fuel tanks in the hail mary ship.
she sings a song for her loved ones, telling them to remember everything's gonna be alright
the point is, We the Audience love Eva Stratt, as how Ryland Grace loved her. because the only Eva Stratt we know, is the Eva Stratt he loves.
So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.
I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.
Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:
She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.
I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…
Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it
Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-
Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight
HUGE fan of this recent thing we're doing where Adrian is, physically speaking, wayyyyyyy out of Rocky's league.
Like what do you mean of course they have the most gorgeous voice ever which to sound-based Eridians is basically the equivalent of why-the-fuck-arent-you-a-supermodel.
Of course they had sooooooooooo many mating/courting offers and gifts and love letters sent to them while Rocky was away (but they of course stayed faithful and weren't having any of that shit).
Of course Rocky forgot to mention to Grace their size difference and that Rocky is by Eridian standards a tiny little twink and Adrian is a giant also so when Grace meets them he's looking UP because they're less of a rock and more of a boulder.
Straight up The Bride And The Ugly-Ass Groom-ing it. We're all insane. I'm obsessed. Love love LOVE it
so grace is probably alarming to most eridians at first because he's a lanky wet alien with too few limbs, yes--but what if he ends up being terrifying in a sort of divine way instead of a repulsive one?
like. a creature that perceives the intangible? a creature that walks with thin permeable membranes bared to the air, whose blood contains elixir that can destroy pathogens without heat? a creature that is impossibly fragile yet resilient? a creature that breathes potently flammable gas to survive? a creature that is loud all over and speaks in a strange and frightening monotone, who thought it would die for you? who gave up its home in the heavens for you without meeting you first, whose first words to your people were probably something along the lines of We saved your star. It's gonna be okay. Don't be afraid.
Omsi showing Project Hail Mary and not having any tickets available for weekends by the time I found out about it is horrible.
Rocky seeing Grace in the tunnel for the first time: Oh god ok this is probably an important greeting ritual for these aliens. I’m sure all these movements have deep significance to their culture…
Ryland Grace, panicking, zero coherent thoughts in his brain: Maybe the rock spider will like dancing the salsa???
I love how Rocky is incredibly well aware that saying "where my bedroom" doesn't make any sense (he's got a whole plan for making a sleeping area already and knows the Hail Mary doesn't have bedrooms) and therefore literally the only purpose of saying that was to mess with Grace. He's such a little shit I love him so much