[literallytheworstblogger]

one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a while

[wheel-skellington]

this is just anime malcolm in the middle

[ninja-pyro]

[catchymemes]

[veeranger]

this is the funniest one yet

[drifting-blue]

i love ponyo because shes 5 and shes just bastard about it

[squeeful]

[pastelmogar]

not to be bitter or anything but like. why do parents always try to make you feel like you should be grateful to have a roof over your head and food on your plate. 

[pastelmogar]

like. 

7 year old me: asks for a toy or somethin

mom: i already give you a place to sleep and food to eat, you should be grateful for what you have

7 yr old me: oh okay….

me now, 17 and jaded: those are the simple necessities needed for a child to live comfortably, healthily, and happily and you providing those things is not optional. you willingly decided to have children and willingly accepted the responsibilities that come with the job. you telling a child to be grateful for the fact that you do the Bare Minimum by allow them to Live Decently is by nature manipulative and you should feel bad

[pastelmogar]

im not really even mad at my mother, because when i actually Said all this to her, she didn’t look angry just. surprised. like it had never even occurred to her. and it was so obvious in that moment that she’d been told those same things as a child herself.

it just goes to show how toxic parenting like that needs to be noticed and discussed and then discarded so it doesn’t keep spreading. shit like that is why i never asked for anything as a little kid and its why i still feel bad about buying/asking for things just because i want them. shit like that is why i struggle to ask for help when I get stressed out and im only just now unlearning that behavior.

its so so important to be aware of what and how you say things to kids because it really can ruin them in the long run

[mukuharakazui]

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

[afloweroutofstone]

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

[boygirlish-deactivated20200602]

me: life fucking sucks and has no purpose

marina and the diamonds: I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss,

me: actually I’m gonna go burn a cop car!!

[teathattast]

[beepost-generator]

Mood

[lizardsister]

the mountain goats: AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE, YOU CAN’T ONE GOOD THING TO SAY. AND I’D HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT, YOU’D STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY

me:

[thevowels-pt2]

charlie brooker literally said in the post-emmys interview that he initially tried to write san junipero about a heterosexual couple and it kinda sucked and he switched them to a same-sex couple and it immediately became much better and also easier to write and he finished it with ‘so that’s my writing tip’… the only true ally

[thatonepinkdress900-blog]

ah yes, because everything gay is automatically better. //s

[loversword]

it sure is bitch!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered

[faggottt]

I really need to realize that staying in bed for those extra 5 min is doing nothing for me but making me late

[mjalti]

girls we rot, but then the sun comes out and the moss clears away & it turns out the whole time we were growing new bodies hidden under the hushed tones of the winter nights and what we thought was ash was just a cloak. we rise, rotting girls, we rise. but now we smell like jasmine and the bones don’t feel like anchors and this world doesn’t taste like the bottom of the sea.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brattylikestoeat]

[peajays]

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