[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[teenscoolest]

[tldrwikipedia]

[screwdbrewdandtattood]

as a guy this shouldn’t be funny but goddamn 😂😂😂

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[toastbutteregg]

me after an exam i didnt study for

[teenscoolest]

[parks-and-rex]

[analeahlove3]

My smile too nice to be played with so 😒

[streaky-bacon]

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

[kalixfornia]

This year taught me that anyone can fuck you over

[buubblly-deactivated20200801]

i felt this.

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[lonelyasf3ck]

Im getting in line! 

[red4mario]

PUT ME IN LINE

[stonedsinger]

Please

[cultof-aphrodite]

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

[pleasegetoverhim]

“The biggest mistake you can do, is leaving someone you still love”

-C.M.

[stonedsinger]

Unless they're toxic for you, then you need to do what's good for you

[nakeedpeach]

“I think we were meant to be but we did it wrong.”

— (via badass-goddess)

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[nvshit]