TootTootBeepBeep

Why didnt you just let the van crush me

[thingsfromthedirt]

[podencos]

[thoi2020]

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[usairforce]

AAAAAAAAAH IM GONNA CUM AHHHHHHH AHAHHHHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBHGEWHGHGEWHHOAEWCFJDS3QF3QF2RQF3QFGFAEWFEWW’KFEWFAEWFESWRFSRFJS’DFS

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[joshmuratori]

my boyfriend (gay) dumped me, so I catfished his straight older brother for nudes, then I made a second catfish account for a gay guy to send the nudes of his brother to him so he jerked off to photos of his brother and thought it was some other guy lol

are you okay

[pookiegirl1234-deactivated20160]

Hdhdjdndidjdhs WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. IM SCREAMING

[narutofreak108944]

[the-cinder-fields]

Otto Marseus van Schrieck, A ‘sotto bosco’ with mushrooms, butterflies, a dragonfly, a snake and a lizard , 17th century

[saintkerosene]

I had an artist feature on The Messy Heads website ! Check it out here : )

[fairylustxo]

𝒶𝒶𝒽𝒽𝒽 𝒾 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝒹𝓊𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎 ♡

[megazord]

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVUu5Vxjny8/

[beatrixmeadows]

🐈🍃🍓🌻🌿

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[cbxtuals-deactivated20221107]

[sprightlypixi]

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

[elfwreck]

Regarding Step 2: If someone notices you “look pregnant,” and ask about it: TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT. 

“Oh, I’m pretty sure I just put on a few pounds. Holiday snacks, you know.”

“Of course I’m not pregnant. I haven’t missed a period.” (Don’t mention the date of your last period. If pressed, “I don’t remember exactly.”)

“Ugh, really? Nooo! I do not want to look pregnant!”

…and so on. Adjust as appropriate for your communication style. Don’t admit it to anyone. Don’t say that it’s possible. Insist that you are certain you are not pregnant.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[stonerbicth]

real-faker Presents: A Not Especially Entertaining MARKER COLORING Tutorial

its funny bc she says a thousand times shes bad at making the video but its one of my favs :) so i thought id revisit it & share

[edqe]

We shouldve stayed single cell organisms