gluten free poltergeist

you smell like pine needles and have a face like sunshine Tegwyn, 17 (returned in 2022 age 24 and confused), Canada. Isaac Lahey is my tiny flower child.

[memorycycle]

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[elasticitymudflap]

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

[midcomics]

a teen wolf post in 2022???

[stonermccall]

my body is a temple, but it’s a temple to dionysus

[stonermccall]

I come back to this website after seven years and this post is still getting traction?!?

[klaxtron]

What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain

What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep

[priceysalt]

Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda

[adrianfridge]

Perching Isaac Hidden Tallness

[grantairesuggestions]

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

[tim-lucy]

every pairing i love: eleanor & chidi (the good place) “you’re sharp, and you’re strong. you make fun of me a lot. you once called me a human snooze button. but you also showed up in my classroom when i was drowning in despair and canned chili and you basically saved my life. you have very high self-esteem and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals. and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face but too bad. i need to say it. because you deserve it.”

[confusion-and-cake]

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

[dingdongyouarewrong]

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

[michaelfassbender-archive-blog]

I’m fine. Yeah, aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, the constant overwhelming crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen.

[dailyronweasley]

- What are you wearing? 

[awwww-cute]

[livertaker]

[simonjace]

teen wolf meme; [2/5] scenes 

“So he’s a werewolf too?”

[lena-luthor]

things i wish i knew how to do.

[maziekeen]