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plaguedocboi

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

#sq

magic-swords-art

mr benedict’s very secret team er, the mysterious benedict society!

some bonus S.Q.’s. gave him a tooth gap for no real reason…it just felt cute and fitting :)

#LOVEEEEE THESE #art

bi-demon-ium

↳ the twins + hugs

#o|<#curtain #mr benedict #i like that textured fabric they used for the front of curtain’s waistcoat. it makes him look softer

poisonedsequin

louis vuitton menswear ss20

#curtain if he slayed

nobodysdaydreams

MBS fandom: when should the Benedict twin’s birthday be (since it looks like there isn’t one that’s official?)

December 18th (National Twin Day)

May 24th (National Brothers Day)

November 13th (World Orphan’s Day)

As long as their star sign is Gemini (May 21st - June 21st) any date is fine

September 22nd (Narcolepsy Awareness Day)

November 9th (World Adoption Day)

“Nobody, how could you forget:” *puts a better date in the tags*

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

nobodysdaydreams

#I vote May 24th cause it’s a twofer#you get the Gemini sign *and* the brothers day

Tags via @3584-tropical-fish

#voted sept 22 bc that’s my birthday too. it’s also the first day of autumn!#in actuality though they give off january bday vibes to me. couldnt tell you why

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Behold. L.G.B.T. Curtain

#diversity win..?

kneeslapworthy

inspired by this post by @mbspolls i wanna go into what kind of drinks (non-alcoholic for the kiddos of course) all of the characters like

When it comes to the adults in the society you could definitely argue that they’re all sober and I would agree with you. But for the sake of a fun tumblr post, let’s play around with both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks:

Number Two makes cocktails that are borderline science experiments. She also makes her own kombucha (that she drinks out of a huge jar like with the pickle juice).

Rhonda and Miss Perumal occasionally take shots of tequila when they have a girls night. Apart from that Rhonda drinks STRONG coffee and Miss Perumal is more of a tea-girly.

Milligan OBVIOUSLY drinks whiskey and maybe like… idk a white russian? Something gross lmao. Other than that, my guy drinks egg creams. He’s classy like that.

Mr Benedict is the least likely to drink alcohol in my opinion (ngl in the aforementioned poll i voted for hot cocoa), but if he does drink he’s a fruity cocktail girly (just like me fr).

Curtain drinks sparkling water or milk (like a psychopath) and of course green tea because Helth (but make it really fancy loose leaf green tea with a very sharp taste that honestly tastes like paint water). We do see him drink alcohol in the show which i kind of think is out of character because he wants to always be in control and drinking alcohol sort of has the opposite effect?? But if he does drink, you can bet your ass it’s expensive and gross.

SQ doesn’t drink a lot because the amount of times he’s accidentally drank paintwater has left him traumatized. But Mr Benedict introduces him to hot chocolate with marshmallows and his life changes forever.

Reynie has a huge tea collection thanks to Ms Perumal. He pretends to like Classy Teas like Early Grey when in actuality he loves fruity teas.

Sticky is a weirdo that likes hot lemon water or something because he read that it’s good for brain activity or something. But like the intellectual he is he also loves hot chocolate.

Constance drinks the most disgusting sugary sodas you can imagine. Reynie accidentally takes a sip of it once thinking it’s lemonade and nearly throws up.

Kate drinks Bang Energy and spins around violently like a washing machine for 48+ hours.

(feel free to add your own suggestions. i am constantly dehydrated so i am therefore not well versed in the world of beverages.)

sophieswundergarten

These are all so funny! I love how most everyone enjoys a good hot chocolate.

Some Additions!

Number Two and Kate will make smoothies/protein shakes together! It takes a bit of coaxing to get Kate onboard, but once she has some time to think about it, it’s one of her favourite drinks! The efficiency of not having to actually stop and chew when you’re in a hurry is very pleasing to the both of them.

Rhonda makes the best lemonade. She can make it plain or add all the things: mint, strawberries, cinnamon, anything!

Miss Perumal, randomly, strikes me as the kind of person who enjoys milkshakes, and experiments with them for fun. Reynie probably had a lot of fun taste-testing for her when he was the only one who got to try them.

Milligan, I think, loves apple cider. He probably messes around with different apples and spices all of the time, so when it gets to fall he’ll bring a regular, tried-and-true version, and then whatever craziness he’s come up with that year.

Mr. Benedict would like some horchata, in addition to hot chocolate and tea, of course. I don’t know a whole ton about it, other than it tastes pretty vanilla-y, but it seems to be made with rice, almonds, cinnamon, vanilla, and milk/sugar/etc.

Curtain would drink parsley soda and no I don’t take suggestions.

S. Q. definitely has some paint water trauma, but I also think that Mr. B and the others get him one of those big waterbottles that holds like half a gallon and the lid seals, so once he learns the joys of drinking actual, clean water, he warms up to it. Pretty soon he’s putting fruit and stuff in it so that it’s got more taste! (Somebody hydrate this boy please)

Reynie really likes drinking tea, obviously, and I quite like your idea that he prefers lighter white/green teas, but I also think the only way he enjoys black tea is when it’s all dressed up with the milk and sugar and things in it. He drinks it like a fancy old British woman or not at all.

Sticky secretly likes fruit juice a lot, but he feels super bad because of how much sugar is in it. He sneaks it sometimes when no one’s looking, but once Reynie caught him and told him it wasn’t a horrible crime to enjoy what you get to drink, so now he drinks it more regularly.

Constance starts drinking sparkling water to spite the others, because she’ll leave it around or offer it to her family when they aren’t expecting it just to watch their faces. However, it does keep her drinking actual water some of the time, so the adults let it slide. (She stops when Curtain complements her on being sophisticated for once on her short life)

Dr. Garrison, in my imagination, actually hates the taste of most alcohol and drinks it for other reasons, but she also forces herself to almost solely drink that thick “juice” that’s made from root vegetables and tastes nasty because “it’s good for you”. Once the others introduce her to the wonderful world of not hating yourself and having fun once and a while, she joins Number Two, Miss Perumal, and Milligan with their drink experiments! Her favorite drink is hot chocolate or green teas, though.

#love these #i feel like milligan makes a banging mulled wine #and i think rhonda prefers tablea hot chocolate to the powder #big question is which of them like bubble tea….. 🤔🧋