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I heard the first note and died from laughter.

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5k marathon - a run that's 5km long and is usually done in support of an organization or in a competition

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Marathon

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Reblogging in the hopes that someone can explain what a "5k marathon" is

Mom: are you ready to leave

Me: yeah hold on

5 minutes later

Me: Okay I'm ready

Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

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Jesus gets lonely sometimes

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There was so much potential here, i had no idea what to do...

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IT WAS FAR MORE MOIST THAN I EXPECTED.

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God, what a urself.