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They/she 💿 seventeen

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Lmfao what if @snails-eat-buttons-3 and I chased you down in the woods & killed u wwyd 🤨

Our victim @mucusandkindness

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

I love it when people are randomly curious and supportive instead of awkward and hateful lol.

The other day a sophomore in my class, who I took for kind of a judgmental person, peeked over at my drawings and was like “are you drawing furries…” and I was like oh god here we go again yeah I am.

And then he just starts spouting off about how I can make so much money online and asking questions and being really sweet about it???

I love it when people suprise me.

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

I do NOT like the way my homeboy plays tomodachi life. 😭

[tongue-twists]

sex is toys.

[tongue-twists]

sex is toys.

[tongue-twists]

so I was too tired the other day to really develop this but that is indeed my position on the nature of sex and how it should be weighed socially.

it is an activity that requires all parties to agree to a set of rules, even if they're not super defined and often just how they figure it's supposed to be done from hearing about it. it can be done just to have fun, it can be done to bond, it can be done for work. it also ceases to be play when one person breaks the rules in a way that makes it not fun for any other person.

it's not a big fucking deal. it's people playing. which means that whether you want to have sex or don't or only want to do it with one person ever or with a bunch of people it's literally fine. it's playing. I'm not gonna shame you for how and why you decide to play. I'm not gonna ascribe moral judgements to it.

sex is toys.

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Wait I’m goated

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

T pain or T pleasure?

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Caterers are genuinely so useless in the sims. Every time I hire a caterer for a party they literally just put some bullshit on the stove and then leave it unfinished to go fuck one of the attendees it pisses me off 😭

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Doing whatever you want will always be more radical than picking a look to copy. Dressing emo doesn’t make you cooler than your local lululemon girl. You are following a trend just like she is.

Your monster energy, stud belt & skinny jeans are not better than her strawberry açaí, Uggs, & leggings. Stop being an asshole. You are becoming the bully you swore to destroy.

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Since my big bad breakup last year I’ve had a really tender spot for my best friends. I’m over here listening to Caroline Polachek kicking my feet scrolling through their instagram pages.

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Me: “Elon, this 3D-printed mesh v-string is really gagging my gooch…”

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Any vehicle can be a horse if you are listening to thoroughfare

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

I am the first person to listen to Charli XCX’s wurthering heights in an MRI machine 🩷 it was great

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

I’m on the bus

There is a lady across the aisle

She pulls a pear jelly cat out of her jacket, pets it a few times and tucks it back in.

Good morning I love women

Edit: girl at Starbucks was staring at me a lil and I was like wtf and then she comes over and says “you have so much pink stuff!” And pointed out that my hair matched my drink, my keychains, and my phone.

I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

I just need to do another photoshoot 🫩💔

[stoneyy-bbaloney]

Please don’t drop that dun dun dun