[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[itotallygazeatscully]

[memescomedy]

[nessa007]

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[stonzie]

I know I’m rarely on here anymore but I do know that there are still some holdouts here from back when I ran my nsfw tumblr.

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[ilikeispy]

Every person going through the Panama Canal is having the same intrusive thought right now.

[leonardbetts]

Small Potatoes

[somasis-moved]

defeat

[lakevida]

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

[lakevida]

this is awful. try it

[wizardonline]

hey man quick question. you okay?

[lakevida]

that's none of my business

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[tiktokstowatch]

[thetyrannosaur]

‘I fucking hate this family’

[stonzie]

I think I own 20 bayside shirts now.

[stonzie]

I haven't been on here in so long that I don't know who anyone is anymore as I'm scrolling through. Just making new friends again!

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[ladiesofcinema]

FASHION IN SCREAM (1996) Costume Design by Cynthia Bergstrom

[marsapartment]

I was thinking about the movie adaptation of Interview with the Vampire and was about to make a “Here’s my review: not gay enough” meme about it, and I’m having a fucking stroke because I guess I’d never seen an unedited version of the meme but it turns out its origin was actually Interview with the Vampire

[stonzie]

What'd I miss?