From the ashes 'til the ashes I return

He/him. 35. Games, RPG. Books, Sci-fi(Warhammer) Music, Rock. Animals, and of course the lols.

[dykecinema]

Lesbianism includes trans women and if you don't believe that you can get fucked

[mokimo-art]

okay, what if i just....

[jumpingpuddles]

STARGATE ATLANTIS ↝ Outsiders

[ydotome]

There's no mistake. You'll be taking the test too, Richeh. You liar. Richeh... Master Qifrey, you said I could do what I wanted. That's why I came to you in the first place. I guess you don't care about what I want, either. Adults all just force you to do what they want. I absolutely do care what you want. That's precisely the reason I want you to take the test. I think that what you learn here will empower you in the life you want to live. So... Won't you please trust me this one time? I'm going to do what I want on the test. Okay. Okay. That's fine. If I try it and hate it, I'm not doing it again. And if it makes me stop being me, I'll never trust what you say again! - Tongari Boushi no Atelier - Episode 11

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[tofu93draws]

Colored sketch for Zeldrick!

Thank you so much!!

[acky05]

Commission artwork 21 (May 2021)

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[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

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[acky05]

Commission artwork 24 (Jul. 2021)

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[depsidase]

[kurayamineko]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I need the hardcover of this art book so fucking bad

[sabertoothwalrus]

GREAT NEWS!!!!!

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[bitemeilovewaffles]

But. But these are daffodils…….?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably