I been drinkin, I been drankin'

Abby Rhodes. 21. Hairstylist on the one and only Playlist Live Tour.

[that-carson-chick]

Meh. What is love?

[stopabby]

Baby don't hurt me.

[that-carson-chick]

Not really.

[stopabby]

You try hard for me because you love me.

[that-carson-chick]

I try.

[stopabby]

You try hard.

[that-carson-chick]

Can you burn witches?

[stopabby]

Oh yeah, good one.

[that-carson-chick]

Do you wanna have a pretty funeral in America or not?

[stopabby]

Can you burn me to ashes before you smuggle me?

[that-carson-chick]

I’ll smuggle your corpse

[stopabby]

That's both sweet of you and utterly disgusting.

[that-carson-chick]

England is amazing, shut up.

[stopabby]

But what if I die? My body will be overseas.

[stopabby]

So, I'm leaving the safety of the Americas to go to England. I'm not quite sure how to feel about this.

[jesypinnocks]

[thesepenguinsaremadetohug]

[get-anseled]

Are you seriously interested in chinchillas?

[stopabby]

As long as they don't kill people, sure. From the ones I've seen at pet stores, they look pretty damn cute.

[get-anseled]

Is all this fast talking so you can come on the chinchilla expedition? Because you can, honest.

[stopabby]

Are you asking for me to come?

[get-anseled]

You trying to say my hair looks like a member of the rodent family?

[stopabby]

I mean, if wild chinchillas are dark colored then I'm pretty sure they could mistake your hair as one of them. I don't know, I'm not a chinchilla.. Or am I?

[get-anseled]

You tell me - why would it attack my face?

[stopabby]

They might think your hair's another chinchilla.

[get-anseled]

I wanna catch a chinchilla. Real bad.

[stopabby]

Wouldn't it like attack your face?

[jfcmicah]

Oh come on. Brothers are the best! 

[stopabby]

Obviously not mine.

[jfcmicah]

Siblings are evil, but you have to love them. 

[stopabby]

My brother is the evil one, but yeah, I love them both dearly.