Im Like Eight

Hello I am Jayme and literally a human disaster

[thatdisasterauthor]

Sometimes I remember weird things from my childhood that seemed totally normal at the time but now I’m like “wait, no, that was not even a little normal.”

In other news, my family once dressed me up as a dead Victorian child to scare hotel guests.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m really going to need you to elaborate on this.

[freecrackk]

[themoonseraph]

I would have an absolute meltdown.

[chillxmami]

“I called you”

I know, I watched the phone ring

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

Buying games your computer can’t run

[vhspirate]

Buying games your computer can sorta run.

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[snoopingasusualisee]

they call it budew cause you look at the bud and go ew!

[blackpyrefly]

You will go to hell when you die.

[turing-tested]

this is a coherency free blog

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

[beachgothgay]

HEY YOU

I’m going to bed, take care of this for me

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

don’t worry i’ve got her. you can have her back in the morning

[beachgothgay]

Oo, that was a good sleep. Can I have her back now please?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

yeah sure thing

[beachgothgay]

Thank you, I’ll never forget this kindness

[hivs]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

[neopuff]

butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

[otakusapien]

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

[hotvampireadjacent]

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

[vivalski]

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in:

[aphrodaisyacs]

Pro-tip: Press J and it’ll skip to the next post :)

[dretanya]

Me on Tumblr app trying to find the J button:

[just-shower-thoughts]

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

[lostsoup-deactivated20181105]

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[dipped-in-nutellaa-deactivated2]

‪“ that’s some white people shit..”‬

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‪-when someone of color sees something crazy ‬

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[tredlocity]

[strawberrimelkie-blog]

[stopitsquiddick]

Aye i don’t know if people still look at any of my posts but please go check out my art account