[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[kosmogrl]

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[nonlynear]

women in STEM (science, tech, erotica, m/m erotica)

[probuccalfat]

many of you have uncles that died tragically

[probuccalfat]

everyone’s telling me how their uncle died 😭 never change tumblr

[heated-blanket]

tree fell on one of my uncles. another uncle, this didn’t kill him, but he was driving a semi truck on some extremely flat/straight highway in the middle of nowhere and one of the wheels fell off so he pulled over and got out to assess the situation and the wheel had kept rolling after falling off and HIT him and he broke his leg badly

[herpsandbirds]

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[grincholass]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[crabussy]

this one gets it. it's a flippant yet enigmatic and inclusive hand wave in survey form and I love it

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[importantpics]

[lesbiansforluigi]

[crafty-butch]

meeting Kinsey scale