[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[eat-eggs-whole124]

Possibly one of my favorite niche little things TMA fans do on TikTok is literally flock to posts that are so insanely aligned with fears but SOMEHOW UNRELATED and just. Harass the poster. Like the woman with an emotional support wasp hive. People commented “does the hive sing to you?” ENOUGH TIMES THAT SHE LITERALLY MADE A POST MENTIONING IT. and I just saw a post about a guy saying he needs to dig and everyone was like “is there dig on every page?” God I love this fandom

[falafels]

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

[lily-s-world]

[belovedsamber]

imagine the chaos after kevin and andrew came back from LA

andrew: you killed a guy and you didn’t tell me

neil: well i was preoccupied with the FBI stuff

andrew: AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE FBI STUFF

kevin: can you guys believe that jeremy wants to be a lawyer

[the-gay-cousin-666]

Jeremy to Kevin: i wonder 🌸😊 what 💞Jean💕 will do after college ✨🌼 when he doesn't have to play exy anymore 💫☺️🌺✨

Kevin: this sweet summer child doesn't know our souls literally belong to a mob boss

[propheticlyre]

imagine you are fbi agents trying to nail down the biggest case of your career and you just can't stop running up against college athletes who you need as witnesses but they won't take your help and just keep saying "but, ball is life??" when you suggest they go into witness protection

[feralmode]

andrew in tgr is like: gaydar x1000, silently clocking jeremy and telling renee about it. witness in a murder trial. realizing his bf put a hit out on someone (again) ("typical"). cracking jokes with renee. nearly killing someone for hurting neil. having surgery to fix his broken clavicle. letting aaron drive the mas. quitting smoking so he can be fast enough to save neil next time someone comes for him. like you don't understand this man is barely in the book and he is slaying tremendously the whole entire time

[wolfythewitch]

[jeena-says-hi]

Magnus Archives au where Jon just REALLY loves birdwatching

“Supplemental, on my way to the archives today, I saw a bullfinch fly out from the hedges outside the cafe, it was a nice surprise. Anyways, I think all my assistants want to kill me”

[korakos]

"nora how are we supposed to survive tsc" we're not, hope that helps

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[bitchfitch]

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

[bitchfitch]

it is it's nature to Be In The Way.

[ecurps]

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

[bitchfitch]

the consequences of doing that:

[bitchfitch]

just needed to make a conclusion to this

[bitchfitch]

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[coffinvows]

Opinions on lesbians with big muscles? 🤯

opinion on sunshine and laughter? what do u think

[faggot-friday]

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

[faggot-friday]

i may be stupid

[faggot-friday]

you shut your whore mouth

[faggot-friday]

i won’t hesitate bitch

[cryptiddies]

[queer-is-future-deactivated2025]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?