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worse than before

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[emhahee]

Gender affirming sturgeonry

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[storebrandfrozenpeas]

me when i have to make a draft to then post because i have been signed into this account for a DECADE with an email that no longer exists

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I’m thinking this could’ve been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[greggturkington]

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

[plumslices]

Im aware of it all unfortunately

[scandalousladysuggestion]

girl help i’m getting excommunicated. 

[andouble]

Passed a building for what I assume was some sort of pest control business and out front they had a huge banner that was just a close up photo of a rat with the words “public enemy #1” superimposed. No other text.

[andouble]

Got a picture this time.

[storebrandfrozenpeas]

in the mood to be cherished

[oe6]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]