neil

i like weird shows and weird movies and weird millennial comedians and a bunch of bullshit he/him

[funsalmon]

ive watched the whole cornetto trilogy and spaced and its like the best thing that happened to me recently

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

the fact he did this twice plays on my mind constantly

[wallacepics]

[userfinalgirls]

Simon Pegg as Shaun and Nick Frost as Ed

SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) dir. Edgar Wright

[no-gender-just-bones]

this is just silly

[publictransportpervert]

happy hot fuzz day. remember when those mfs invented love in 2007 💘🚔🍦

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

He’s a dog that’s started to go a bit strange. You’ll walk in on him barking at the wall. He constantly looks really miserable even if he isn’t.

He’s a German Shepherd drug sniffing dog. Those ones online that do that stupid face when they find drugs. Has one of those automatic ball-throwing machines.

He’s one of those traumatised rescue dogs that are so weird that you adopt them because you feel bad for them. Keeps trying to escape the garden. Once found a ziplock bag of coke at the park and had to go to the vets.

He’s a golden retriever with an extensive toy collection, but they’re all plush bongs and stuff. One of those dogs that are sniffing every butt in the park.

He’s a really scruffy long haired dog that looks like a carpet. Adores walks but always gets grass seeds stuck in his fur. One of those dogs that always have a pig foot or something to chew on.

[siiixshots]

backgrounds pmo transparent under cut

[no-gender-just-bones]

hot fuzz but instead of aviators everyone wears heart-shaped sunglasses

[recoveredcombatsister]

keeping a blokelist of problematic english men

[zombergerx]

Some shit he would say idk

[targarrus]

have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

[masdane]

Is it true that there’s a place in a man’s head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?

[evillamp]

Can’t stop thinking about the cornetto trilogy

[qprsarepeak]

I saw this trend and I HAD to do it with the big S.P.

[wallacepics]

thats all for episode 8 !

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.