🚔Slippy🍦

“I don't know nothin’ about no skellingtons!!” I’m lowkey a gif addict don’t mind it

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

╰┈➤ INTRO🧟🍺

“What the fuck does WTF mean?”

╰┈➤INFO🚓🚨

⋮ ➤Call me Nick/Slippy ┈

⋮ ➤I don’t really care about pronouns ┈

⋮ ➤No labels whatsoever in fact ┈

╰┈➤INTERESTS👽🛸

⋮ ➤Cornetto trilogy + Paul + Spaced ┈

⋮ ➤Red Dwarf ┈

⋮ ➤The Magnus Archives ┈

╰┈➤DNI🍦🩸

⋮ ➤DNI lists don’t really work, so this’ll be more of a “don’t follow me” list instead ┈

⋮ ➤Homophobes, transphobes, Trump supporters, racists, AI supporters (not people who oppose it but are unfortunately addicted to chat bots, but those who actively agree with and support it), pro-Israel, etc ┈

⋮ ➤Darkship blogs ┈

⋮ ➤Radqueers, specifically those who believe you can be transrace or transdisabled ┈

⋮ ➤Fiction kins who identify as a character fully/have memories of being them. No issues with you guys, you just make me a little uncomfortable, so I’m keeping a peaceful distance ┈

⋮ ➤People that engage in pointless discourse. I don’t care about how other queer people identify ┈

╰┈➤EXTRA INFO 🧟🏏

⋮ ➤I’m English ┈

⋮ ➤I do art sometimes, but I don’t tend to post it ┈

⋮ ➤I’m collecting as many Cornetto Trilogy DVDs I can, along with Paul and Spaced. Lmk if there’s any that I might miss, like limited edition or collectors versions ┈

⋮ ➤ I also like Malevolent, Rick and Morty, Smiling Friends, Good Omens, What We Do In The Shadows, Sherlock and Co, and Splatoon. I won’t post about these very often, if at all ┈

⋮ ➤My favourite band is Sublime, and I desperately need some similar bands to get into, so feel free to recommend stuff┈

(First border by Zombergerx)

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

‘Twas the night before Magnus Live…

(Photo dump!!)

I own 95% of the art in my ita bag, only two pins were from Etsy, and only a few pins were gifted art. I also drew the two matching Animal Jam keychains myself! I’m quite proud of how it turned out, even if the pins are all wobbly and won’t stay in their correct positions. Before somebody points out the seals, and how they aren’t Magnus Archives media, I put them there because one of my fav fanfics is a Selkie AU! The two memo pad looking things are what I’m hopefully going to get Jonny and Alex to sign. I don’t know whether they sign things, but I can hope!

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

THAT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.

I was shaking all over dude. I literally cried happy tears the second the meet and greet ended. I got a photo with them that I’m going to treasure forever, along with a goodie bag that contained a free tote bag, an art print, and (I’m pretty sure) 3 months of a Nobel tier patreon subscription. It’s late, I’m tired, I’m gonna inspect it all in the morning. It was so epic though bro, I’m definitely going to save up and go to the next Magnus Live. 10/10 will rival my wedding day in terms of happiness.

(This might be nonsensical I’m so knackered)

[jjjjjjjjoey]

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

[corus24110]

Sir... Why are you placing the cigarette...IN YOUR EAR???????

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

The slime ball of the century ❤️

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

‘Twas the night before Magnus Live…

(Photo dump!!)

I own 95% of the art in my ita bag, only two pins were from Etsy, and only a few pins were gifted art. I also drew the two matching Animal Jam keychains myself! I’m quite proud of how it turned out, even if the pins are all wobbly and won’t stay in their correct positions. Before somebody points out the seals, and how they aren’t Magnus Archives media, I put them there because one of my fav fanfics is a Selkie AU! The two memo pad looking things are what I’m hopefully going to get Jonny and Alex to sign. I don’t know whether they sign things, but I can hope!

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

BOOOOOO BOOOOOO BOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅

( Ignore any anatomical mistakes please and thank youuuu I know they’re there 🙏)

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

Do you know what I need in life? Sanrio X Cornetto Trilogy art. It’s the best genre of fanart, bonus points if it’s severely out of character. Would Andy own a giant Chococat plush? No. Do I want to see him snuggling a giant Chococat plush? Yes.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

hey ur cool as hell

THANK YOUUU!!! You too bro, Good Omens is peak 🙏🙏

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

Does anybody know if there’s a guide to each Hot Fuzz filming location in Wells that I could print out and stamp?

Something like these maybe? If one doesn’t exist I’ll commission one, just wanted to see if I could save some money.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

Update: I’m commissioning one, plus a custom stamp! It’s looking really good so far. I’ll post it with a watermark once it’s finished 😋

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

The stamp mock-up! It looks so cute dude holy moly…

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

HERE IT ISSSS!! FEATURING A BIG FAT WATERMARK!! DO WE SEE THE VISION??

[homemadepapayas]

Thinking about how Rimmer is cowardly and traitorous and looks out for himself first but also if anyone is even a little nice to him ever he will sacrifice a lot for them.

His ‘best friend’ when he was a kid threw him in like a septic tank or something and he still refers to him as his best friend.

Lister is actually the worst roommate ever but as soon as he gets sick and passes out in the hallway he helps him.

He was all in to burn his stuff when they were on the ice moon cause lister burnt his guitar.

Someone give this man a actual friend and he will be the most loyal person ever.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

He’s so precious to me. The little meow meow forever 3 million years.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

You know damn well they use that alien ringtone.

[avenuequeer]

Given how many ppl in the hot fuzz fandom bring up autistic nicholas, im kinda shocked more people dont bring up adhd danny

Hes endlessly talkative, his mind (like nicholas) is always occupied with something, hes fixated on his movies, he cant become a good cop until he has someone willing to body double with him

The thing that sticks out to me the most is his moving boxes, unpacked for half a decade. Its a problem of executive dysfunction.

Im mostly relating my own adhd tendencies onto him but I reckon its an underexplored part of the film

[greyangelpain]

Nicholas being autistic by me :D

I forgot to add Nicholas strong sense of justice but that's like the whole movie

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

LOOK WHAT I JUST PICKED UP!! ^^

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

I have plans…

-I used blood group personalities to assign one to him

-His service number is his birth year, two numbers from the main house’s real postcode, and the house number in the show (1974, 70, 23)

-He’s a Star Wars fan, and they let you put any religion on your dog tag

All that’s left is to order it 😋

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY!! I ordered two in the end so I could wear one on a long chain and one on a short chain, like how they do in the army.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

LOOKKKKKK!!!

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

Does anybody know if there’s a guide to each Hot Fuzz filming location in Wells that I could print out and stamp?

Something like these maybe? If one doesn’t exist I’ll commission one, just wanted to see if I could save some money.

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

Update: I’m commissioning one, plus a custom stamp! It’s looking really good so far. I’ll post it with a watermark once it’s finished 😋

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]

The stamp mock-up! It looks so cute dude holy moly…

[martinblackwoodmaxxer]