Hopeless Tea-tas

I want to live alongside the mythical gods, but I can’t wake up at 5am to sacrifice cows to them. Very fond of Apollo, would like to tease him out of his wits someday. I thrive well amidst art, books and academia. I make myself feel productive by posting lame jokes here and books on Instagram with the same username.

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Little thing I made for Lord Apollo

I immediately felt like dancing and singing after I made this so he must have loved it ❤️

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Apollo served by the Nymphs, by Girardon and Regnaudin, 1666, Versailles 🌞

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After a long hiatus Inam back and ready to shitpost. I’ve got new tea this time.

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When I’m already more than full from eating all the starters and main course, then in comes the desserts and I don’t wanna miss it:

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When life gives you sad times, churn content out of them….ahem, I meant make art out of them

[fromevertonow]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE IN IM SCREAMING EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE IM GONNA COMBUST RIGHT NOW

LOOK AT THE ENERGY THEY HAVE IM SO READY FOR THIS SHOW TO DROP

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Apollo at night - having fun with limited color pallets

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light in the dark

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Youthful Dionysus, god of wine and theatre, among other things. 🎭 art print available

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Ares Destroyer of Men

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Commission for @mitsybubbles of her Apollo design as The Wheel of Fortune tarot card 💕 This was so much fun to do!

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Athena Protector of the City

[storiesbyt]

Throwback to the time when my extremely sexist OBGYN relative, who shits on all women patients with a sex life, gifted me a book on my 6th birthday that was about TEENAGE PREGNANCY because she hates reading storybooks. She still doesn’t know.

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Hera: I’d never sleep with any man who isn’t my husband.

Athena: Husband? I wouldn’t sleep with any man at all.

Artemis: Any man? I’d never sleep with anyone, man, woman, or other.

Aphrodite: Guys, can we please change the topic?

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*A long time ago at a job interview*

Hades: So you have to be a ferryman and row souls across the river into the underworld.

Charon: I think I’ll pass, maybe some other candidate will be a better fit.

Hades: Everyone pays you; 7000 people unalive every hour.

Charon: When do I start?