[astrodidact]

[animegodmother]

Like Hoovervilles.

[little-elf-wanders]

Okay but seriously, do this. This is the number one way to topple narcissist agendas. You want your name everywhere? You want to be adored? Here’s consequence. Now no one will be able to look at you without remembering those kids and how utterly despicable you are. Attach his name all over this shit. Make it impossible for him to get away from it in future years too. #Trumpcamps.

Make this trend. Make it a top google search. Make this his fucking whole presidency. The only thing he did. Trumpcamps.

[apothekaries]

theres already a urban entry on this, let’s make it bigger

[bookishdiplodocus]

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

[redeadepression]

Guys I reblogged this and then wrote an 8000 word story I didn’t even have a solid plan for. Reblog this shit.

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[themockingcrows]

in this family we love and support Hilda.

[i-am-the-narwhal]

Yes! Hilda!

[luidilovins]

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

[squish-this]

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

[snailfarts]

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

[bri-lin-biscuit]

I want to experience the kind of happiness Hilda is experiencing

[anorexiawhore]

[writing-prompt-s]

The Hero may have decided to spare the life of the Dark Lord, but you, the Dark Lord’s Former Coworker, will show no such mercy

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“Yes,” you say, trailing your hand along machine dials, turning them and, ultimately fucking up whatever the machine had been calibrated to do. Judging by the size of it, spanning one side of the lab and towering above your six foot frame, it must do a lot. Your ex-coworker’s always been a lot. “Yes,” you say again. “I never expected the Hero to leave you alive.”

The Dark Lord, the strongest magic-user on the planet, tech-genius and billionaire, struggles against the simple ropes you’ve used to tie him to his desk chair. The power-suppressors the Hero left on him are blinking furiously, flaring each time he tries to use his power and is denied. The ones on his ankles are red, the ones on his wrists are blue, and the one around his neck is green.

It looks like a disco in here.

“I don’t understand,” he says through gritted teeth. The bruises the hero left behind are almost healed despite landing yesterday–the Dark Lord’d injected himself with a super-healing serum years ago. “I thought you retired.”

“I did,” you admit. You peer at one of the screens on the machine and are delighted to see a tsunami building up off the Florida Coast. “Did you build an earthquake machine? The Hero must have missed this lab if they didn’t take this.” Your eyes slide to where he’s glaring at you. You smile. “Good. It means they won’t know where to look when they realize you’ve gone missing.”

Keep reading

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“To come home from another home is a weird feeling, because people expect you to be the person you were when you left, and that’s impossible. You expect things to be exactly the same as when you left, and that’s impossible. Maybe it’s impossible to even truly come home once you’ve gone away because of those changes. Coming home is strange, because now that place is just a tiny bit less of a home.” - Alex Brueckner

via @quotemadness

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

[celebimages]

Kiernan Shipka

[hamotzi]

a comic for class! we were given a list of first sentences of books and movies and told to pick one to inspire a new story. i picked the first line of The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells:

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

[0126p]

hello everyone!!

@storiestotelltheworld is doing a research paper for psychology and asked if i could pass along a survey she’s conducting. it would be much appreciated if any of you could click the link below to take it! thank you so much :*

http://forms.gle/MgvixCJhTZKC1d786

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[scaredgoddex-deactivated2019040]

can someone put these in baby words im an unabsorbing shithead

[autisticpride]

1. Breaking down tasks into doable pieces ; starting tasks

2. Paying attention to what you’re doing ; changing and completing tasks

3. Ability to direct your focus ; ability to process what you’re doing

4. Understanding & expressing emotions in healthy ways

5. y’know that thing where you put something down and it’s Gone Now? That’s an example of this. Things sticking in your short-term memory, you being able to remember them.

6. Awareness of what you’re doing, what you’re not doing, and what you should be or need to be doing, and changing what you’re doing accordingly.

[interstellarneighbourhood]

this is very important for people to remember! often you see posts that only address a small facet of executive dysfunction, and while that’s ok it can lead to people incorrectly interpreting it or believing they have it when they might not. I really want to stress that that is okay - no one will be mad if you realise you had it wrong - but please make sure you don’t leave people misinformed. 

As someone with severe executive dysfunction that affects all of the above catergories, i ask you to please share this and inform anyone who might not be aware of this. It can be very hurtful to see people dismissing exdcutive dysfunction because they believe that it is far less of a struggle than it really is.

[butchscientist]

bowties are great but here’s a little butch/gnc tip: you can totally hide the fact that your shirt is gaping in the chest area with a necktie

you can get a tie bar or use a safety pin to make sure it stays better in place if you want

that’s all for now thanks for coming to my ted talk

[storiestotelltheworld]

Also if you have sewing skills or know someone who does you can buy little hideable snap buttons to sew onto that space. Button downs are part of our uniform at work and I have a shirt that I added those to.

[feministism]

[astudyintransience]

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[enoughtohold]

masculinity and femininity are fake. each is just an arbitrary collection of traits used to limit and control half the population.

some traits labeled “masculine” are admirable, but they are also admirable in women. some traits labeled “feminine” are admirable, but they’re also admirable in men. don’t let gender tell you what kind of person to be.