swiggity swag i am a stag

Helena-Europe-tea-coffee-books-music-tv shows-no life previously 'raisedbytimelords'

[hellyeahcharlieday]

[storm-s-end]

Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?

Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*

Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*

Me: *never exercises ever*

Me: I just don't get it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting

[micdotcom]

The “Hitachi Magic Wand Throughout Art History” is the empowering Tumblr we never knew we needed 

Behold: magicwandarthistory, a Tumblr that marries classic works of art with the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator. The goal of the blog is to celebrate and destigmatize female masturbation through art. Because as its creator explains, “[the wand] deserves to be elevated to a higher level.”

[phoods]

[3intheam]

[mademoisellepolonaise]

[storm-s-end]

friend: so what do you wanna be when you're older!

me: oh! well i

brain: dead?

me: no brain not now

brain: dead in the ground

me: shut the fuck up

brain: a dead ass fucker in the ground

[henricavyll]

Fight Club (1999) Dir By David Fincher “The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.“

[postdrift-deactivated20160120]

[old-songs]

reblogging this for steve references oh myg od

[autumnsoulss]

[upclosefromafar]

Nature n stuff

[dennys]

[theinturnetexplorer]

First time for everything.

[vivereenimmusica-deactivated201]

Love

[storm-s-end]

Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small

Employee: You didn't even try it on

Psychic: I'm a medium

[s23522aa32yah-deactivated201212]

college should be $25

[dailybenleslie]

one ben/leslie moment per episode → 5.03

[armie-hammer]