This kid ships

Blog of an unprofessional wannabe writer who is currently into apparently manufacturing drama for the We Bare Bears community. Don't quote me on that.

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[island-delver-go]

(Source)

[xcourge]

Local reindeer boi gets yoinked by a big bad wolf~

[cherryflavour-deactivated202007]

[jmawork]

snrt

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[ophibell]

SFKJDLSKQWHATTHEFUCK

[ophibell]

WE NEVER SAW IT COOOMIIIIING

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[steogem]

tumblr got them…………

[ryansreign]

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

[francisxie-deactivated20200628]

dcu where everything’s the same except bruce wayne never holds back his bottom energy

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[gaaraofsburbia]

[lujanne]

you can’t make this up … you really can’t

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[missharleenfquinzel]

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

[silver-tongues-blog]

listen, pal, im always horny on main but i would rather remain on this christian minecraft server than hear those words in that order ever again.

[teathattast]

[nurse2001]

nothing will ever top this

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[troublewiththetrolleyeh]

Official Toys for Bob artwork of some of the dragons, shared by Canadian Guy Eh today on his Twitter! 

[c1qfxugcgy0]

Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.

NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.

They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

[c1qfxugcgy0]

I called it, five years in advance.

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.