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cesare paciotti shoes with tiny swords on them!

...being jealous of your son kissing his other father's cheek isn't cute or endearing, it's fuckin pathetic

#like if you want your son to shower you with affection as well that's different #but being like 'i'm the only one who can kiss him!'#'regardless of type or context!'#is so incredibly bizarre and unhealthy #that's not hot that's concerning

listen buddy you gotta get me way more invested in your side characters before i give a single shit about their pairing

#i don't want to read a chapter about two brand new characters and whatever epic romance you have plotted for them #i want to read what i signed up for #i have a limited amount of deliberate emotional investment for any random webnovel #and i have Already Spent It on your main pairing

this person does a pretty good job of editing mtl, except they mark every fucking modification

#that's how translation works bro #a lot of stuff gets implied in the grammar of one language that needs to be explicit in the other!#anyway it's distracting and annoying #to the point where it's pushing dealbreaker

oh my Fucking god i was making jokes in my head about the romance in this round of a quick transmigration story being borderline bestiality but uh? not borderline at all!

#and apparently it gets.... more so in future chapters

oh my Fucking god this webnovel just raised the stakes from 'domestic interactions' to 'kidnapping and 🎶murder~~~🎵"

#there was a brief tangent into blackmailing tbf #but like. previously a punch had been the extent of the violence

Elliott, my dude, never confess to someone somewhere they can't run away

#in a boat?#seriously?#and then kissing instead of using your words???#b r o #lmao anyway he wasn't on my shortlist of who to marry before this #sdv

so a female side character in this BL novel just told the main character ‘if i were a man i’d top you’ and. like. girl. just get a fuckin strap-on.

#i really like a lot of the female side characters in this novel #which is nice bc some are Garbage with them #lol just hit the arc with my fave one: she and another girl are in a love triangle with a Dick #so she seduces the other girl away as revenge #and then they're both like... yo #and then live happily ever after lmao

I THOUGHT THE SECRET MAP WOULD LEAD ME TO TREASURE OR SOME SORT OF REWARD, NOT MARNIE AND LEWIS FUCKING IN A BUSH

#anyway there have been many updates since the last time i played #and i am mostly very excited about them #stardew valley #this was briefly on my main blog lol

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...so these wolf-shifters wearing wolf-fur clothing in human shape. is this, like, a selkie-type deal or are they wearing the pelts of their ancestors?

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okay the author is trying to hand wave this with "shedding" and I am Super Not Buying It

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do they? shed their whole skins?? like snakes???

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...so these wolf-shifters wearing wolf-fur clothing in human shape. is this, like, a selkie-type deal or are they wearing the pelts of their ancestors?

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okay the author is trying to hand wave this with "shedding" and I am Super Not Buying It

#that's. not how fur garments work.#fur-stuffed and quilted? yes. but that requires additional fabric #which does not seem to be the case here

...so these wolf-shifters wearing wolf-fur clothing in human shape. is this, like, a selkie-type deal or are they wearing the pelts of their ancestors?

oof I am v into this story but the translation... is so... not great.

#also if it doesn't end up poly i might riot

new layout in animal crossing pocket camp! I call it "springtime, bitch"

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watching the dnd episode of izombie and when the witness estimates something at a one in a hundred liv pulls out a die from her pocket and rolls it, but it’s a d20

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why is the dm making everyone’s rolls for them

#like. i guess it works?#but also... why #and frankly it's inefficient #i am looking at this months later and i still can't fuckin believe NONE of the people involved have ever played dnd

watching the dnd episode of izombie and when the witness estimates something at a one in a hundred liv pulls out a die from her pocket and rolls it, but it’s a d20

#NO #i am. v salt.

starting a new playthrough

(update: impulse control is for people who care and i’m makin a sideblog for this fucker that will probably never be update past today here)

#stardew valley #sdv #her appearance is random outside of the shirt #...starting a sideblog to roleplay her is completely extra and i absolutely would not maintain it #and yet it's so fuckin tempting

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