Creative mischief makes the world a beautiful place

[coyotette]

[dittography-direwolf]

The Pride Month notifs are getting a little more direct this year.

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[cognitiveinequality]

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[aukkenopsia]

pajama idea i had last night in bed while rolling around in pain from cramps

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[splend-42]

If I were a murderer, and I'd meticulously planned a murder, and then I turned up at the place to do the murder and found that world-famous-murder-solver Hercule Poirot was also there, I would simply not do the murder.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[draconym]

I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club

[draconym]

My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.

[harsh-noise]

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[goldensunset]

hello, it’s me, enlightened historical fiction feminist heroine. i hate being forced to wear my long hair gathered up neatly and securely behind my head. oh how i long to let it flow free and whip around wildly in the wind and get in my face and my eyes and my mouth and get snagged on everything

[goldensunset]

why would i ever want to wear plain period appropriate hairstyle that focuses on practicality because i am absolutely busy during the day unless i’m upper class when i could instead appeal to specific luxurious 21st century marketable beauty norms

[goldensunset]

help girl they’re making me wear my uniform-length hair in a neat updo instead of letting me have really really precise framing pieces and ‘stray hairs’ in the front and on the side for a ‘messy’ look that actually requires significantly more effort to achieve and that blocks my peripheral vision 😭

[marzipanandminutiae]

I simply cannot look beautiful or express myself artistically with my hair up! It's not like there were a variety of interesting updos throughout history that women used to convey information about their place in society, sometimes their age depending on the specific era, or their personal aesthetic preferences, after all! Hair Up = Boring and Repressed and Unsexy Always!

[henstomper]

"ooouuugh the masculine urge to die poignantly on a medieval battlefield" You Are Getting Cholera On The March And Shitting Yourself To Death

[erinbowbooks]