frogfluids

pictures of my frogs taken by me

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[fatherkrasmazov]

[auroras-void]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Ok Harry du Bois would say this but I feel like Tomodachi Life is cheating

[shit-hdb-would-say]

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I HAVE TO READ THIS NOW XD

[shiftythrifting]

a small price to pay for Snail Table, in my opinion

every house needs a snable

[lava-lamps-forever]

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[lava-lamps-forever]

[bedupolker]

Me: I won't repeat my father's mistakes

Me [2 hours later]: I should build a porch

[bedupolker]

who says brunette girls with dimples can't build patios…. not me thats for sure! I have sandy hair and am male and don't have dimples and I built this patio alone, but I just wanted to let you all know that i support women.

(so 1000 people don't "um actually," yes 1st post says porch, I meant patio, got my P words mixed up)

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[herpsandbirds]

[dogpuppy]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[alphabetizing-posts]

alphabetizing. analysis. archival archival document i i i i i i i i i inventorying. love love love love love love love love love reading. reshelving. restoration. shelf sorting. work. work. you you you you you you you you you

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?

[silvermothsio-reblog]

What's little buddy doing?

[great-and-small]

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

[pmamtraveller]

Fish-shaped interlocking paving stones.

[canreblogforsher]

@fishyfishyfishtimes

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Absolute perfection