@stormseasons - Tumblr Blog

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

#average uchicago student

thiagonm

Sang Woo Kim, Ways of Seeing 012, 2024

cheaphalloweencostume

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

#now imagine being someone who writes overenthusiastic wordy emails manually too

yesornopolls

have you been on tumblr for half your life or more? (ex. if you joined tumblr at 15 and are now 30 or older, you’ve been on tumblr for half your life)

Have you been on tumblr for half your life or more?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 12

#😕

vintagegeekculture

1947

dat-soldier

kid had a great week

cultivating-wildflowers

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

#with the AMC Stubs A-List pass and also access to my school theatre + projector this is every week for me

raibura

What does the word "Petite" refer to

Short women

Thin women

Women that are thin and short

Both thin and short women

Voting ended onFeb 23

#the common utility is for sizing and it doesnt matter how much you weigh..#if youre below 5'4 youre not finding pants that fit in the regular section regardless

bicreature

#every day i curse the av club for making me resort to this

apolladay

Is it cold where you currently are? Define cold however you'd like.

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 1

#we're back at you wont die if you go outside temps so i should count my blessings #but yes it's cold. and snowing too

54625

if everyone in the world including all systems suddenly forgot your birthday and you had to pick a new one , which month would you place it in ?

p i c k

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Voting ended onJan 16

#if i couldnt just pick july again i guess august.. i was supposed to be a leo but i was born early #but the real answer is july again hashtag midsummer warrior

every time someone on tumblr goes this but about men 🥺 on a post about misogyny i personally shoot three men in the head at random and handwrite male oppression into legislation too

heartpeacenquiet

art: Mac Baconai

twoweeks

handmade flower lockets by adara.amber

and the real lesson is always men who enjoy television should be killed with hammers

as far as the defending flawed fictional women thing goes i think the worst i ever had it was with shiv roy because she’s not a normal woman who gets dogged on for normal flaws she’s like an insane person doing cartoon evils. but so was everyone else so it all scaled. but you would not be able to tell this from seeing any discussion of the show at the time

#and to this day whenever i see matthew macfadyen’s face i have an instinctive rage response even though i liked tom